These guys are single handedly keeping the tattered jean vertical alive.
Carter's house on the bay in Sea Isle is complete with wave runners, Canadian flag, and douche bag friends:
Oh God, it is an undershirtless hoodie. Not even Abercrombie and Fitch could have expected someone to dress like this in real life:
Carter dizzied up this girl (that's two), I wonder if he kicked her out of his bed? According to one source, that's sort of Carter's calling card. Kick a girl out of bed: Carter'd
And now, we'll leave you with two options. You can watch Jeff Carter blow a chance to win Game 6 [below] and get mad all over again, or you can research more about "bros icing bros."
The choice is yours.
If he was just six inches higher, assholes like me wouldn't be writing posts like this.