Phillies_fan1
She's cheating on you, dude.

Check out this obedient Phillies fan who got up for beers in the 5th inning of last night's game.  Did you ever just look at a couple, and you know, you know there's no way she's attracted to his five foot seven, jersey tucked into Levi jeans guise.

I don't know, man. I just get that feeling lookin' at her like she's the type of chick that just…

Can you show my friends how we kiss?

Phillies_fan
Even the people around them know.