Media Suckles on Teet of Hex Kid, Babysitter

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You will never see more awkward "magic hands" comments about an 8 year old boy than you will below.  The local media is falling all over itself to get a piece of C.J Ottinger, or "hex kid" as he's being called.  And Good Day takes the award for creeping.

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Look at all these tweets from the press as they swarm upon C.J., his brothers, their babysitter and her now quasi-famous bust.

Bonus picture of NBC 10's Justin Pizzi in an "Ill" shirt.  Oh Christ.

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ZOMG Scoob, like, did you see that kid?

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That's what she said?

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He's really excited with his "Ill" shirt…

Justin_pizziPhoto via Presscoverage.us

 

 

9 Comments

  1. “… babysitter and her now quasi-famous bust.”
    So…
    Any video?
    Wish I had a babysitter like that to take me to ball games. Hell, Old-Man Bronze Balls McGinty was too much of a tight-wad to take me to them himself…
    I know, you’re all doing an Artie Lange “Wahhhhhhhh” at me right now. Screw y’all.

  2. I’d rather suckle the teet of the babysitter.

  3. Wait a minute…
    So did Dad take the kids AND the babysitter to the game?
    Hmmmm.
    PS: The MLBN televised game did no show any of this. Bastards!

  4. looks like someone already did suckle on the babysitter’s teet, look at how wet it is lol

  5. oh god i just watched the video. why did i do this.

  6. well, there’s five minutes of my life i’ll never get back. maybe the next big come back they’ll hunt down a kid with a rally cap calling him the next “national hero”.

  7. Why no close-ups of the babysitter?

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