Amazing.
Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse for Lenny Dykstra- having duped Jim Cramer, being forced to possibly sell his dog, and the epic collapse of his magazine- comes this allegation from a porn star escort, who starred in Not the Cosbys XXX and Flava of Lust. Truth.
Monica Foster, a "computer nerd, turned stripper, turned cam girl, turned pornstar, now though, just a cam girl, photographer, writer, artist and online talkshow host" (her words, not mine), is accusing Nails of stiffing her out of $1,000, after the check he gave her bounced.
Good God, Lenny, what the hell happened to you?
This was mentioned on Philly.com today, but the story goes much further than that. Foster has started a blog- Ex-Baseball Player Lenny Dykstra "Nails" Rips off Escorts- that rails on Nails and his failure to pay for the evening, which ultimately caused Foster to miss the holidays with her family. You can't make this shit up, folks.
We highlighted the, um, highlights: [lenny-dykstra.blogspot.com] [heh]
To make things clear, the amount agreed upon PRIOR to meeting was not initially to be paid via a check and absolutely no illegal or sexual activity occurred (I did notice Dekstra was snorting what I assume to be an illegal substance however - though I'm not certain what exactly the white powder was). I was hired strictly as his companion to have drinks and conversation with that morning.
This situation left me in the position of not being able to go home to visit my family for the holidays. I understand that working as an escort is an "alternative lifestyle" occupation - however I did not do anything wrong or illegal being that this man only paid me for my company and to have a few drinks with him.
She goes on to say that Dykstra, or "Dickstra" as she calls him, apparently has some money, because he was staying at the Avalon Hotel in Beverly Hills. He doesn't, Sista, he's just broke.
I have received 2 emails after posting this from other women of which he has not paid in full for their services of which they were contracted for (one of which he actually stole her credit card!).
Some people may think I'm crazy for admitting that I allowed this man tho hire me as an "escort", but I am not. I know many people have called me a "hooker" and a "stupid dirty whore" (and I'm sure a variety of other labels) and have said that I possibly may be incriminating myself, but in actuality I'm not because I didn't do anything illegal. I'm simply a young woman trying to make it in this world as an artist and an author who has chosen to do what she has to in order to get by WITHOUT being on well-fare or any other government assistance.
Lenny's lawyer, Moshe Mortnor (he must be Irish), said Dykstra couldn't be reached for comment.
via [RadarOnline.com] [Philly.com] [WheresWeems.com] and who can forget [lenny-dykstra.blogspot.com]
Watch her 28-minute YouTube rant (it's so worth it) on Nails after the jump, along with NSFW pics from Not the Cosbys and Flava of Lust.
Oh yeah, she's cross-eyed.
Lenny left a tip on your forehead
Posted by: Muscles | January 04, 2011 at 11:04 PM
Cheez, Lenny, WTF?!!!!
Posted by: gmuny2002 | January 05, 2011 at 04:12 AM
I just wait til these sluts take a shower then I take all of their stuff and leave them with the hotel bill. Lenny doesn't think so well these days I guess
Posted by: James Niggly | January 05, 2011 at 05:23 AM
Any escort willing to take a check as payment deserves to be burned. Chalk this one up in the win column for the dude.
I'm now intrigued by these Cosby porns.
Posted by: Joe D | January 05, 2011 at 09:24 AM
Wait a second... "I was hired strictly as his companion to have drinks and conversation with that morning."
Who gets an escort to "hang out with" OVER BREAKFAST??? I guess if your breakfast consists of a wad of chaw and some blow, you're probably not worried about any social norms against outlandish behavior before noon.
Posted by: Danny | January 05, 2011 at 10:18 AM
lol. muscles. im sure he did. the man put a deposit in the bank and left money for cab fair all over the chin.
Posted by: JaCliff | January 05, 2011 at 11:24 AM
lol Dickstra
Posted by: nick | January 05, 2011 at 08:51 PM
too cold the day for this year, really
Posted by: taobao | January 16, 2011 at 10:44 PM