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Truth.

On Monday night, you can watch Jayson Werth and the Washington Nationals take on the Pittsburgh Pirates for the low, low price of just $1!

There will be three sections of $1 tickets, in addition to dollar hot dogs, peanuts, popcorn, and parking.

– quick math – At that rate, the Nationals would have to sell 50 million tickets, 20 million hot dogs, 7 bags of peanuts, 3 tubs of popcorn, and park 46 million cars to get enough money to pay Werth his $126 million. Of course, that last sentence has nothing to do with anything, I just like to put in perspective what a ridiculous amount of money he is being paid.

If you miss out on Monday’s fun, well, don't you worry, Camelot. You can go to $2 Tuesday at Nats Park.

Nationals baseball, feel the excitement!

H/T to Victoria