Before getting shelled for eight runs in three innings today, Vance Worley hopped an NY Subway with Michael Stutes... and a few CB readers Friday night.
Here's an email (unedited) from reader Peter and his friend, both of whom were featured prominently during Friday night's broadcast, about their encounter with The Vanimal (#yeahtheguywhogaveupeightrunstoday) and Stutes:
just got back from ny to catch the mets-phils (Friday night... my boy was the idiot wearing the cheesesteak hat that wheels commented on during the telecast). so we leave the shit of a field and hop on the subway afterwards. drunk out of our minds, we see some dude with a fauxhawk, shirt with swirlies, and true religion jeans trying to catch the subway.. but its no ordinary douche. its Vance Worley. we yell at him, high five, talk about ny pussy, and ask his friend to take a pic for us. little did we know that Worley likes to go whoring with Michael Stutes (who graciously took a pic for us). they end up asking my friend where to party, and he hooks them up with a spot that he goes with his clients blahblahblahblah.
moral of the story - michael stutes has his gameface on at all times, especially when he's about to run a train on nyc. literally.
The True Religions alone don't qualify Worley for douche status. However, the on-shirt swirlies aren't helping Worley (hey, poet!). Either way, not sure a couple of blitzed fans can hang talking "pussy" with a two Major Leaguers, especially the likes of Vanimal and Stutes and their duplicity of follicle perfection. But it does seem like the tag-team was looking forward to a long night of debauchary... says the two drunk dudes on a train. Always a reliable source.
And is it just me, or does Stutes look like Dr. Jonathan Crane, en route to release his fear toxin on Gotham City? Or a guy about about to plow 20 coeds... One or the other.
I like Vance too.
Posted by: Jose Reyes | May 29, 2011 at 07:16 PM
Stutes' Douches.
Posted by: Gonzo | May 29, 2011 at 08:44 PM
That's a big grin for a guy who just got shelled by a shitty team...it's cool though I'm sure halladay would have been just as pleasant if it happened to him...as if
Posted by: Magic | May 29, 2011 at 10:41 PM
I agree with your statements. you can have a good see in true religion uk.
Posted by: true religion uk | May 30, 2011 at 05:43 AM
Magic, that's Friday night...The night before the game.
Posted by: Tommy K | May 30, 2011 at 08:10 AM
So Worley parties it up in NYC on Friday night and then gets shelled on Sunday. Thinkin' he spent Saturday either puking his guts out or trying to get an STD test. Either way, the hangover clearly wasn't gone by Sunday afternoon. That's a good way to punch your ticket back to Allentown, Vance. Moral of the story... party after you pitch, not before... or even two days before.
Posted by: Mike M. | May 30, 2011 at 08:37 AM
Vance is going to be a great pitcher. People unfortunately just don't give him a chance.
Posted by: Cam | May 30, 2011 at 10:39 AM
Ahhh I don't read good...;0)
Posted by: Magic | May 30, 2011 at 03:34 PM
"Worley likes to go whoring with Michael Stutes"
Client #10 and #11 of Gov Spitssers' Ho-er, Ashley what's-her-name.
Posted by: Iron Balls McGinty | May 30, 2011 at 03:50 PM
Called that one, didn't I? Yes, Vance needs innings... and he also needs to learn his lesson. There are three nights a week you can party... after your game, after Halladay's game and after Lee's game. When Oswalt and Hamels pitch, go back to the room and rest because you're third in line.
Posted by: Mike M. | May 30, 2011 at 06:12 PM
Should have gave Worley another chance. Now we get KK in the rotation. Ugh.
Posted by: Tiffany | May 30, 2011 at 09:51 PM
vance should have never opened his mouth against the team/family
Posted by: Chance | May 31, 2011 at 08:05 AM
Kylie, you are driving me insane with this nonsense, STAY OUT OF PHILLY ATHLETES BUSINESS. NO1 CARES THEY ARE PARTYING BRAAAA
Posted by: Joe Popoleo | May 31, 2011 at 08:28 AM
Judging by the number of people who read these posts, I disagree with you.
Posted by: Kyle Scott | May 31, 2011 at 10:38 AM
vance should have never opened his mouth against the team/family
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