Life is tough being Chase Utley. After tonight's 1-for-4 rehab start, Uts took a few moments to say goodbye to what looked like a close friend… and two coeds who were ogling him like a dyslexic kid holding a bag of M & Ms.
The chick on the right has a certain Elisha Cuthbert quality to her, while her friend is about seven sheets to the wind. Only then do you rub your hands on a baseball bag… she's rubbing his baseball bag. My, what big bats you have!
Oh, Chase. Keep on keepin' on. You take your time down there, good sir.
Thanks to reader Peter for the video