Michael Vick, author, recently showed up on Dana White's video blog of UFC 131. If you have no idea what that means, it's ok- neither do I. Anyway, QB 7 had a gaudily large Yankees logo plastered across his chest.
Of course, in April, Michael rocked a LeBron Witness shirt, while the Sixers were playing the Heat. I'm sure if our scribe needs a Penguins jersey, that could be arranged.
Oh, hey [transition!!!], speaking of Pittsburgh, here's a pic of Michael Martinez and Wilson Valdez strolling about the town on Saturday night.
Thanks to Matt Rappa, future ball scribe, for the pic
Assuming M-Mart's™ bar game is anything like his professional existence, I imagine conversations went something like this:
Partially inebriated club rat: Do you make a lot of money?
M-Mart™: Relative to my peers, no.
PICR: Are you hung?
M-Mart™: Despite the stereotypes, not really.
PICR: Do you possess any discernible skill that would make you even remotely attractive to me?
M-Mart™: I'm funny… and since I'm here as Willy's wingman, and he's showing your friend his sinker grip, I guess you're kind of stuck with me [winks].
And that, folks, is the real world equivalent of the Rule 5 draft.
H/T to (@jharkins1216) for the Vick video, which is after the jump (2:24 mark for Vick).