Stay Classy, Wrigley

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I don't know what the production truck was thinking here. With a seven run lead in the fifth inning, cameras found their way to the bleachers at Wrigley- always a scary place to be on a 100 degree day.

This guy (pictured above) earned a "stay thirsty, my friends" from T-Mac. And then there was this couple…

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Keep going… 

There's no reason why the camera should have been left on them long enough for me to get four screen grabs. None.

Anyway, it's hot in Chicago.

28 Comments

  1. John Pinkerton

    July 20, 2011 at 4:43 pm

    Someone’s got money.

  2. BiddyBiddyBop

    July 20, 2011 at 4:44 pm

    Looks like they were in the Viagra Triangle this weekend.

  3. That guy has some nice cans

  4. Look what money can buy.

  5. I knew somebody, leave it to Kyle, would be forced to comment…the first guys tits are bigger than hers, and damn if the sun wasn’t hitting her pregnancy stretch marks perfectly (or imperfectly) to produce a glare that takes away from those nice cans…

  6. Johnny Bitchtits and his Bitch wit tits…I tip my hat to anyone that age in that kind of shape with a (relatively speaking) out of his league woman (despite the stretch marks) on his side

  7. escort services these days… props to my man

  8. Perfect example of outkicking your coverage.

  9. Typical Phillies broadcast. No analysis from T-Mac and Wheels, just shots of the crowd and stupid remarks from those two boobs. It’s partly the production team’s fault, but if T-Mac and Wheels didnt have to comment on every fucking fan in the park (often times in key moments late in the games) so many people wouldnt despise them and call for LA and Franzke on TV.

  10. Tits McGee is on vacation

  11. I’m Veronica Vaughn

  12. Is that Bob Uker on steriods at the age of 78?

  13. Zebra season doesnt open up at Citizens Bank Park till
    August. God Bless Wrigley. We only get 19 year old drunk sluts DTF from May thru July.. God Bless Chi Town

  14. Thanks a lot, Kyle, now I’m temporarily blinded for a week.

  15. All for bringing Seinfeld Mansierre, AKA “The Bro” to reality, say “Aye”…
    Anyway, this is nothing compared to the typical NASCAR scene that dominates the region down here. Imagine Larry the Cable Guy in drag but much, much uglier. Hahahahah.

  16. “No analysis from T-Mac and Wheels, just shots of the crowd and stupid remarks from those two boobs.” Posted by: mike | July 20, 2011 at 09:43 PM
    Hahahahah. New name fore their broadcast?: “Boobs on boobs”

  17. “There’s no reason why the camera should have been left on them long enough for me to get four screen grabs. None.”
    I can think of two reasons why…(left & right)

  18. How did that douche get a girl like that! Must have some serious CASH!!
    lol

  19. Appears as though someone is dating out of his league.

  20. ThePhillyFlash

    July 21, 2011 at 6:56 am

    Clearly that dolt outkicked his coverage.

  21. HEY KYLE, speaking of wrigleyville, check out this blog from an angry cubs fan… would be a nice post in the morning wood…..
    http://www.chicagonow.com/wait-til-this-year/2011/07/who-the-fk-is-vance-worley/

  22. Ahhhh Adam. Thank you very much for that. Great read this morning. The whole thing is full of smiles for a Phillies fan, but I think the first paragraph is the best. “blah blah blah they are awesome.” Yes.

  23. That chick with the big sweater puppets had massive stretch marks on her belly

  24. What a riot! Am I crazy? Do they allow that in CBP? Don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone shirtless there. The problem is, for every person who looks decent shirtless, there are 50 who I’d rather see in sweaters. (I’m looking at you, guy in pix 2-5!)

  25. The Thing About Your Tits, Jules

    July 21, 2011 at 11:18 am

    “Stay Classy Wrigley”…but the dude with sugar titties and the broad with sweat jugs are phillies fans. Class travels well.

  26. @Adam: THANK YOU, THANK YOU for posting that link. That blog had me in hysterics! Who is Vance Worley, indeed?

  27. Defenestrate Wheels

    July 21, 2011 at 1:16 pm

    Stretch marks mean one of two things, either you was big and got small or was small and got big. either way we f’in, either waaaaaay…

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