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We're paying an awful lot of attention to a preseason hockey game… but when Sean Avery is involved, sometimes you just can't help it (the 100-win Morning Wood is coming up next).

Last night, reader Jason Tweeted that Avery could be heard – very clearly – telling Tom Sestito that he didn't want to "have to fucking kill Giroux tonight."

Our friend Adam Rotter from SNYRangersBlog.com picked up the audio and video: [watch it after the jump]

I really don't want to fucking kill Giroux tonight. I'm going to kill fucking Giroux. He got this guy right here. Get him under control, or I'm going to fucking kill Giroux.

 

Four minutes later, the Simmonds chaos broke out.

Is there any reason why HBO can't start filming 24/7, like, tomorrow? Also, "fucking kill Giroux" just became my new favorite meme.

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Video after the jump. The best part is Coatsey saying to Jim Jackson, "You didn't bleep that?"