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This girl wanted Mike Richards to marry her. He winked and nodded, apparently, but we don't believe that's legally binding. She sent us the picture. So, um, yeah.

– Shane Victorino, not a fan of CB

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Unfortunately, many of the Google Image results for slappy return this guy:

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As if I didn’t hate squirrels enough.

– We have a winner! Congrats to Glyn Richards for his guess of – right on the head – 422 total yards for the Eagles. He's the winner of this week's Six Pack. Email in your inbox, Glyn. You have a $50 Amazon gift card coming your way.

– Donovan McNabb prepared for yesterday’s boner by taking in a Lingerie Football League match on Friday.

– This is horrible: Dan Wheldon and his wife had each other's initials tattooed on their wrists the night before he died.

– The Sixers sale has been completed for the fifth time in three weeks.

– And finally, two girls left Tony La Russa a vagina cake in his hotel suite. 

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That’s all, folks. Slappy out.