Let’s. Go. Eat.
Eat your $%*#@ heart out, Rob Gronkowski.
A few weeks ago, the interwebtuals were all aflutter when porn star Bibi Jones Tweeted this picture of herself wearing Gronkowski's jersey. Well, continuing in the long line of athlete-pic-tweeting nudens comes the above photo, tweeted by Philly native Shannon James.
It’s been rumored for a little while now that Pence was dating James. In August, our friend HughE Dillon wrote the following on The Philly Post:
Wasting no time since arriving in Philly at the end of July, Hunter Pence was accompanied to the event by Playboy Playmate Shannon James, who he met at the Hamels Foundation Diamond and Denim event on August 11th. (Some of you may recall that I tweeted that a blonde had given her number to him that evening. I guess he called her.)
What was Shannon James doing at Cole Hamels’ Diamonds and Denim Event, you ask? Here’s a photo courtesy of our staff photographer, Dan Bello. Far right:
Well played, Hunter.
The photo at the top doesn’t appear to have been taken at Pence’s Houston home (referencing this interview with his housekeeper, Lulu, in the background), and it’s inconclusive if it was taken at his Philly condo. But, really, who cares?
James also tweeted this seeming inside joke to HP3, which he retweeted:
I’d argue FIFA, but OK– go with that.
If you are unfamiliar with James’ work (and since the above photo with Hunter isn't that great), you can sample it after the jump (pseudo suitable for work… depending on where you work).
UPDATE: They're going to Cabo, according to James.
For realsies, though, you can just Google her.
Pretty sure she got implants a little bit ago…I saw her at Kildares in WC. She’s stunning!
Pro Evolution is better then FIFA.
haha yea…those are some better pics
I would love to have unprotected sex with her
Hopefully he laid the wood better than he did in the playoffs
“For realsies, though,” this post must be more about you blowing your load for HP3 than it is about you blowing your load for his new playmate play-mate. Because, you know, based solely on your “gramatical stylings” and ifn your name or likeness was not revealed, one might be led to think that you’re a chick—”for realsies” hahahahah
And Bob’s yer uncle hahahahah
“The interwebtuals are all aflutter” anew: Slappy Boyo is currently in a PMS-fueled fit of jealousy because Playmate Shannon James is HP3′s new gal pal. And thus HP3 has spurned the futile romantic overtures of a certain Philadelphia sports blogger with feminine “gramatical styling” tendencies and whose fancy for the Phillies outfielder shall remain unrequited—”For realsies” hahahahah
Slappy Boyo is also jealous of Shannon’s tight figure, perfect tan, and sparkling belly piercing. Hey Lassie Girlo, maybe Mr. CB will get you something not-quite-as-nice-but-much-better-in-price from Steven Singer’s.
Seriously, HP3 is now breaking a million Philly-girls’ hearts.
Oh, I forgot about Slappy…
Make that breaking a million-and-one Philly-girls’ hearts!
Let’s go eat… some playmate pie! hahahahahah
Ahhh crapple, boyo. Is it near dawn yet?
Tell me the truth, is it a blessing or a curse, that your downstairs neighbours smoke weed all nite long? and it all drifts thru yer windows and seeps into your vents…
I ponder if I should take it up with me condo board but I’m afraid they’d only see it as a reason to raise me fees.
what happen to pences texans cheerleader gf????
She’s wearing a dog collar in that pic. Soooo hot….
Hunter dumped his gf like a top for this one,he goes from gf to gf..Changes them like he does his underware..Shannon will be yestedays news soon, don’w worry Philly girls he will be back. Oh and by the way she has a butter face in non photoshopped pics.
he dumped his GF immediately when he got here
brunettes don’t stand a chance… (sheds a tear)
Can’t stop with the fifa 12, can’t put it down, sent her out for e red wine on our anniversary so i could get in a game, i may need help.
Nice work if you google her and ger tons of nudes…great for kids to see who idolize Pence as a role model..All she does it flirt with old guys for a living..Time to move on to something more respectable. She only got Playboy cause she went of the Stern Show and was a Hooters girl..What a pedigree huh?
http://philly.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/did-hunter-pence-just-out-gronk-gronk/
See now they have him with a porn star. Nice work Hunter for your rep in Philly…
nice work with the update:( hunter- why break my heart?
marl- don’t blame the messenger. it is what it is
I guess we now know what he really meant by “Let’s go eat”….eat your heart hunter
Not blaming the messenger, just stating they way it looks to fans, especially parents of small kids..Not everyone has tons of nudes on line so easiy viewed by anyone..not to mention her all over the old farts at her Playboy events. I think she tweeted that pic out because she doesn’t trust him with other women.
Ho Shyte, now that I’m back down a bit I Googled some of her pics. Good stuff for a blondie.
And if those boobs are fake than Slappy Boyo is the Queen of Sheeba. I dunno anymore. They can go through the armpit and we’d be none-the-wiser.
But KRIKEY! Look at those GLASS CUTTER nips. Wee arieolas but they’re still lethal missiles hahahahah
“I guess we now know what he really meant by ‘Let’s go eat’….eat your heart hunter”
Posted by: Lieby | November 16, 2011 at 11:05 AM
jesus, lieby, I said that already. http://www.crossingbroad.com/2011/11/heres-a-photo-of-hunter-pence-with-playmate-shannon-james.html#comment-6a0120a6dde087970b015436f2c19c970c
He’s eatin his heart OUT with playmate pie http://youtu.be/YWshbNTYVqg
F*CK You Marl! Let Hunter eat
In his native language, “Marl” translates into “boy-buggering wanker”.
Lighten the fuck up, ya wanker. Playboy is pretty mainstream these days. Especially compared to the age of the ubeekwittis free porn on the internet. Krikey, how so many people are so uptight that their heads turtle straight down towards their arseholes.
My buddy is friends with her. He’s gone on a date with her once already LULZ
She’s not that hot in person
NoI agree,in person she is not that hot, can’t keep this playmate stuff up too much longer.
Would have expected better from my HP! My husband always says he hates Hooters because they falsely advertise big tits. She embodies that lie lol. Also, if you are a millionare who can presumably get whoever you want, why would you date some grade b chick who has shown her junk to the whole country?
This chick has a rep for banging a ton of guys. Hope my man hunter didn’t catch anything from this whore.
Let’s go eat…that pussy.
hello.There‘s always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust