Hunter Pence Returned From His Cabo Trip With Playmate Shannon James to Learn That the Phillies Acquired Ty Wigginton

Kyle Scott —  November 22, 2011 — 6 Comments

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HP3 returned from Cabo, where he and Shannon James went ziplining, presumably among many other things (like delicious breakfasts and earth-bending Playmate sex). He's happy Wiggy is a Phillie. We're happy Hunter is happy. Shannon James is happy Hunter is a baseball player. Wiggy is happy because he's strung out on Red Bull. Everyone is happy.

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6 responses to Hunter Pence Returned From His Cabo Trip With Playmate Shannon James to Learn That the Phillies Acquired Ty Wigginton

  1. 3 Finger Lenny P November 22, 2011 at 8:39 pm

    Nice to see hunter sticking his dick in the right places

    Reply
  2. Junod November 22, 2011 at 10:13 pm

    Blowdryer

    Reply
  3. JT November 23, 2011 at 12:16 am

    Hunter can do better then that trashy chick

    Reply
  4. Ryan Howard’s left crutch November 23, 2011 at 1:35 am

    He needs a girl that’s a brunette with huge boobs. This girl may be sort of attractive…but looking at her, the first word that comes to mind is “paramecium.”

    Reply
  5. Blonders November 23, 2011 at 8:04 am

    I am EXTREMELY aroused by this

    Reply
  6. Ron Noel November 23, 2011 at 9:16 am

    I’ll fuck anybody

    Reply

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