Hunter Pence Returned From His Cabo Trip With Playmate Shannon James to Learn That the Phillies Acquired Ty Wigginton
HP3 returned from Cabo, where he and Shannon James went ziplining, presumably among many other things (like delicious breakfasts and earth-bending Playmate sex). He's happy Wiggy is a Phillie. We're happy Hunter is happy. Shannon James is happy Hunter is a baseball player. Wiggy is happy because he's strung out on Red Bull. Everyone is happy.