The full transcript via CBS:

"When do you think you'll be ready to talk," Keteyian asked.

"The whole process has to play out," McQueary replied. "I just don't have anything else to say."

"Describe your emotions right now."

"All over the place, just kind of shaken." 

"Crazy?"

"Crazy," McQueary replied. 

"You said like what, Mike?" 

"Like a snow globe."

"Like a snow globe," Keteyian asked.

"Yes sir."

 

What the fuck? Bob Costas got Jerry Sandusky to talk about snapping towels in the shower with little boys, and CBS got McQueary to talk about snow globes? Tomorrow, I'll stalk out Graham Spanier and have him tell me to go fuck myself– BOOM, exclusive!!!