Our favorite Eagles fan, eatdatpussy445, is back and… well, he’s not happy.

It takes him a few minutes to get going, but some highlights:

“What the fuck you doing play-action fakes for, n*$@a? You ain’t ran the damn ball all game. We got one of the best motherfucking running backs in the league, if not the best running backs in the league.”

 

And the 5:57 Wes Welker nutting rant is worth watching, too. 

Somewhere in the midst of all that incoherence is a sound line of reasoning, citing specific plays, a few stats, and, um, lots of n-words.

The forlorn part 2 is after the jump.