Canadian Banana Tosser Fined Only $200 For Throwing Banana at Wayne Simmonds

image from mobilwi.typepad.comCanadian banana tosser

Chris Moorhouse just happened to purchase a banana before overtime and then tossed it at the lone black guy on the ice, Wayne Simmonds, just as the Flyer was participating in a shootout during a preseason game in Ontario. What a crazy coincidence!

But that's how it went down, according to Moorhouse's unfortunately-named lawyer, Faisal Jospeh.

Moorhouse pleaded guilty today to provincial trespassing (oh, Canada), and will have 90 days to pay $200 plus costs for the incident, which was deemed “not racially motivated.”

While it certainly wasn’t an act deserving jail time, or even any sort of probation (in my opinion), perhaps Moorehouse’s wallet could have sustained more punishment… with a forced donation to, oh I don’t know, the Ed Snider Youth Hockey Foundation, or something.

More from Moorhouse's lawyer: [London Community News via Puck Daddy

Following the judge’s decision, Joseph called the whole situation, and the media circus in general, a “gongshow.” His disgust is rooted in the assumptions made by both media outlets and the general public.

“Absolutely appalled. Absolutely ridiculous,” Joseph said of the backlash Moorhouse faced for a non-criminal act. “And for people to be giving death threats to his family – over a banana?.

“The banana was not loaded and nobody was killed.”

 

That other water fountain wasn't loaded either, but, you know…

16 Comments

  1. Someone should have punched him in his douchie looking face.

  2. I don’t get it. Whats the big deal about a banana. People throw things on the ice all the time. Lucky it wasn’t batteries like the scumbags of Philly throw. It was a soft pice of fruit. Worst case is that someone trips on it.

  3. To tell you the truth, I’m shocked Wayne didn’t eat the bananna after that penalty shot

  4. Scrooge McEagle

    January 9, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    funny he throws a banana at a black guy yet his spends time and money on a tan trying to look “darker”…
    he should have been fined for looking like douche in public… who the fuck still flips their collars???

  5. That last line says it all. So what if nobody was physically hurt, there was the possibility and we should be way past this as a society in this day and age. $200 is a meager fine and anybody who believes this wasn’t racially motivated, be it as a sick “joke” or a hate mongering public display of predjudice should stay a few days in the gorilla cage at the zoo. They’ll love your bananas there.

  6. This has made me think twice about throwing a bowl of borscht at Bryz next time he lets in a soft goal.

  7. I hope this douche canoe slips on a banana peel and breaks his neck.
    IRONIC FACE

  8. “he should have been fined for looking like douche in public… who the fuck still flips their collars???”
    Posted by: Scrooge McEagle | January 09, 2012 at 01:53 PM
    Exactly what I was thinking, but he still look likes a doosh in the left pic. And he should be fined extra for that fucked-up Gumby hair of his.

  9. tragic he only got a $200 fine

  10. Dude looks like Kris Versteeg

  11. Who cares about the fine? Just be glad he was publicly outted as a banana throwing racist. Fuckin disgrace.

  12. He looks like he receives bananas instead of tossing them.

  13. Ryan Howard's Left Crutch

    January 9, 2012 at 9:14 pm

    Sir Douchey Douche Douche looking douchey as a used bag of douche.

  14. Should of thrown a watermellon. The whole team could of enjoyed it

  15. He should have thrown a can of grape soda

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