Sad day. MLBTradeRumors.com reports that Pat Burrell will officially retire.
Back in November, Burrell told the Associated Press that he was likely done, but it seems we can expect an official announcement shortly.
Photo: Barstool
Now seems like as good a time as ever to honor Pat by reminding you of his existence as The Machine and the story of Max Talbot bringing girls back to Bat’s old Rittenhouse condo last year. Our friends at Drinker's will hold a moment of silence at around 1:53 tonight. We will miss you, Pat.
God damn shame
Posted by: Joe banner | January 30, 2012 at 12:47 PM
Yum... 3 little sluts.
Pat will always get props from me for not whining when people would boo him or say he was a bum.
Posted by: mac | January 30, 2012 at 01:10 PM
the good life
10s of millions socked away
2 World Series rings
Tiger/Wilt-like numbers off the field
first ballot Hall of Famer
Posted by: John M | January 30, 2012 at 01:23 PM
Can you believe that you are fucking Pat Burrell right now?
Posted by: Pat Burrell | January 30, 2012 at 01:32 PM
I'll never forget the summer of 2005, seeing Pat the Bat in the Irish Pub bathroom stall plowing some broad
Posted by: Jay Grace | January 30, 2012 at 01:39 PM
Burrell is the fucking man end of story. RAJ needs to make him the 3B coach or something just to keep his awesomeness around.
Posted by: matt | January 30, 2012 at 01:54 PM
He has stuck his d*ck in many a women & being married hasn't slowed him down. If his bulldog could talk
Posted by: Leon Black | January 30, 2012 at 02:15 PM
Say it ain't so Pat! Sign him to a one year deal he's clearly a winner.
Posted by: Ron Mexico | January 30, 2012 at 02:23 PM
He played hard & played harder off the field
Posted by: Todd Pratt | January 30, 2012 at 02:27 PM
"Is your pussy jealous? Cause your ass is getting fucked by Pat Burrell!"
Posted by: Dejected Taint | January 30, 2012 at 03:34 PM
A hall of Famer off the field.
Posted by: Jason Michaels | January 30, 2012 at 03:41 PM
It's your year Pat! This is your year Pat the Bat!
Posted by: Section 143 @ CBP | January 30, 2012 at 04:48 PM
just because he showed up butt naked at Aubrey Huff's dorm doesn't mean PtB is a gaybird
Posted by: Aubrey's red thong | January 30, 2012 at 06:01 PM
Whats up with those shorts ? He get those from a harry kalas yard sale ?
Posted by: bubba | January 30, 2012 at 06:10 PM
Pat the Bat would fuck anybody
Posted by: Jessica Peacock | January 30, 2012 at 06:19 PM
Maybe HBO will now do an ongoing dockumentery anout him like the one that they are doing for Kenny Powers.
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Posted by: Iron Balls McGinty | January 30, 2012 at 07:51 PM
Pat the Bat always ran like he had a bad case of swamp ass but he sure had heart. GL Pat
Posted by: Ted Mosby | January 30, 2012 at 08:29 PM
C'mon Ruben--sign him to a small deal so he can retire a PHILLIE! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!
Posted by: bow chica bow bow | January 30, 2012 at 09:07 PM