Hunter Pence Performs “The Matrix” for NBC 10 Weather Girl Sheena Parveen

Kyle Scott —  February 22, 2012 — 28 Comments
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Oh my God
. This isn’t an interview– it’s an episode of The Bachelor.

Yesterday, humanity’s favorite weather girl, Sheena Parveen, a Tampa area native, took Hunter Pence to lunch at Frenchy’s Rockaway Grill on Clearwater Beach.

We’re convinced that the folks at NBC have just gone straight for the ratings kill shot here– Parveen, Pence and (Let’s Go Eat) puns. This is like fishing with an atomic bomb… the viewer stands no chance against this form of alliteration.

Pence talks about the best thing on Clearwater Beach, crushing grouper (agreed), and shows Parveen his handshake, which he calls The Matrix. He also revealed a modified version of the maneuver, named… The Turkey.

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If you’re starting to feel uncomfortable… don’t worry, so am I.

Pence last enjoyed sun and sand when he tripped to Cabo with Playmate Shannon James, who – I believe – is currently out of the picture… so, yeah, he's doing something.

Video after the jump.

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28 responses to Hunter Pence Performs “The Matrix” for NBC 10 Weather Girl Sheena Parveen

  1. So, their “secret handshake” is “the shocker”? LMFAO!

  2. “Can you cook breakfast (after we spend the night together)?”

  3. I’m surprised the moisture didn’t cause her to slide right off her chair.

  4. So when a chick asks you “Can you cook breakfast”, and “Is that all you can cook”…. wink wink nudge nudge…
    its obvious she’s good to go.

  5. Yo Sheena, I make a pretty mean Plan B omlette

  6. Hey Hunter, Jon Dorenbos called he wants his act back. lol lol lol lol

  7. He’s in the illuminati

  8. I still see maureen ponderosa when she smiles

  9. She has absolutely no chance, I’m a dude and my pants started to come off. Had to run away from this video.
    #beatthoseguts

  10. I love it. Fox fires bolaris for getting tail on his personal time. NBC10 pays this girl to get laid on company time.

  11. Pence probably ate more after that interview…

  12. Ok I’m just gonna say what everyone is thinking … They totally banged after this. She is hot and this has all the makings of a soft core porn on Cinemax after midnight … Go Game, Let’s Go Bang the Hot Weather Lady

  13. I would love to smell Hunter’s fingers

  14. They call him the egg master because he always remembers to slip a Plan B pill in ever batch of scrambled eggs.

  15. Philly Phaithful has 24hours to create a “Crushing Grouper” t-shirt….

  16. How do you like your eggs? Scrambled, Poached or Fertilized?

  17. Iron Balls McGinty February 22, 2012 at 12:13 pm

    Hunter should be more worried about his hitting then trying to b@ng this wh0re

  18. LoL @ some of these comments

  19. This whole comment chain should be labeled NSFW because I’m sitting at my desk, eating lunch, laughing my f**king ass off. My coworkers are starting to think I’m a little crazy. And maybe I am… or maybe I am. LOL!

  20. At what point does Woody Harrelson offer to put his hand in the other grouper basket?

  21. Part 2 of the interveiw is actually a sex scene featuring the two.

  22. LOL over here as well thanks guys.

  23. @Iron Balls McGinty – Really Dude? Did you really say that? It’s 60 degree’s out today bro, crack the window in your Mom’s basement cause I think the heat is a getting to you

  24. So CBS does “Lunch With Lesley” and they actually ask good questions…NBC tries to get it’s talent married to a ballplayer?

  25. (Sandra Bullock voice)
    She wants to BAAAAANG him,
    Make sweet LUUUUUURVE to him
    Bow chicka WOW WOW

  26. What is she? Mexican, Arab, Indian?

  27. I would love to fuck lesily van whatever her name is on ch3. she has that i love to fuck look in her eyes

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