Skate Bites: Paul Holmgren’s Pants Party

Kyle Scott —  March 30, 2012 — 15 Comments

image from mobilwi.typepad.comEat it

[That headline is in honor of the recently announced Anchorman 2]

Last night's 7-1 Flyers win against the Maple Leafs was a classic Dry Island game– Russian netminder out? No problem! Replace him with another Russian and score seven goals… five from the three forwards obtained in the Mike Richards and Jeff Carter trades (Brayden Schenn 2, Wayne Simmonds 2, Jakub Voracek 1). The other goals came from Matt Read and Eric Wellwood, meaning that none of the Flyers goals last night were scored by players on the team last year. They are so, so deep. And it feels so, so nice when they do that.

Somewhere, Paul Holmgren’s hands are under his desk. Which is OK by me– he deserves whatever he’s doing to himself this morning. And where’s Grilled Reuben Frank when you need him to come up with a crazy the last time a team scored seven goals, all from players who weren’t on the roster in the previous season stat?!

I don’t know about you, though, but I’m in playoff mode. It’s that point in the NHL season where regular season games feel like exhibitions for the playoffs. Yes, there are some seeding issues to be determined, but really, who cares? The playoffs are a crapshoot, and the Flyers are likely going to have to play the Rangers or Bruins at some point anyway, whether that’s sooner or later. 

Nuggets:

- After the game, reader Wayne sent along this video of Derrick Gunn, host of Gunn-on-One, offering co-anchor Sharla McBride money to ride the mechanical bull at Xfinity Live!

Gunn: I will pay you if you ride that bull. I won't say how much. Might be a dollar, might be 20. But I'll pay you.

McBride: We'll discuss that.

 

Wow. Attaboy, Gunner. I mean, who wouldn’t want to see Sharla McBride ride… well, you get it. But reader (@b_allen0830) raises an interesting point: This was one of the few times that we’ve seen D-Gunn’s keeping-it-real Twitter persona spill over into his usually well-spoken on-air persona.

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We’ll keep an eye on that. I’m voting for the Gunn-McBride Sportsnite tag-team to be called Black Hammer, White Lightning. For now, though, just watch the video clip.

- If you haven’t seen them, Scott Hartnell’s quotes about Eric Lindros skating with the team yesterday were, um, interesting:

“He can still play. He’s a big man, and I think he was just out there for fun and it’s kind of cool to see him in this dressing room. I remember him being a Flyer and just absolutely dominating out there. His big precense, his big checks, big goals. Just to see him wheeling around with us was pretty cool.”

“I’m a midget compared to him. He’s just so thick and I think they need to get him a bigger helmet out there. His face looked pretty squanched [editor’s note: ?] in there. It’s pretty cool to see him around.”

 

That’s 5 bigs and a thick, if you’re scoring at home. I am.

That video and full game highlights, after the jump. 

 



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15 responses to Skate Bites: Paul Holmgren’s Pants Party

  1. 3 Finger Lenny March 30, 2012 at 9:43 am

    I was half sleeping but popped up like Michael Myers when I heard Gunner say that. I can see a nice rat race between Gunner, Murph & Marshall to get the key to her panties

  2. I think Homer had his hands in his pants watching Jagr and Lindros practice together. I would

  3. put lindros on the blueline!

  4. F*ck em. Bring on anybody. We’ll take them all down.

  5. * you’re
    It’s ok, it’s not like she’s a professional journalist or anything.

  6. George Zimmerman March 30, 2012 at 10:24 am

    So sick of jungle fever, are there no hot black chicks?

  7. Chirp you out there

  8. George Zimmerman March 30, 2012 at 10:46 am

    Chirp’s gay

  9. A nice Chirp vs House to get the weekend kicked off… what say you Chirp?

  10. I would rather see a tag team match between J.T. & Chirp vs. House and Thomas M to kick- start the weekend

  11. 7 goals against a bad team, a bad organization, and a bad emergency call-up goaltender? The 2 points are nice, but it’s not exactly a tune-up for the playoffs. BFD.

  12. MPH..Good point. I’d agree but if you look at the rest of the teams, any probable matchup we get is going to suck. To be the best you have to beat the best. We’re gonna come out of any first round matchup bruised up. In the East right now, other than Ottawa or Florida, who we probably wont play, the matchups are either A)Within our division B)Boston, who have become pretty bitter playoff rivals in the past two years or C)A red hot buffalo. All pretty bruising.

  13. Buffalo needs to get that 8th spot, they will beat the rags…

  14. i bet he could play defense better than carle

  15. JT joined iron balls…off my site…whose next chirp or jess

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