Your Monday Afternoon Roundup: Giroux in Cosmo, Hartnell in Maxim, Paulina Gretzky’s Nethers, Bryce Harper

Screen Shot 2012-04-30 at 12.36.48 PMSnider walks through Xfinity Live! following Flyers win, via (@KingofBlueBell)

Busy weekend and Friday. Here’s everything that you may have missed from the Flyers and sports world. Let's hit it.

 

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The roundup:

- Since it got buried over the weekend and because I love to gloat… I almost went yard, and won the media hitting contest at Citizens Bank Park on Friday. 

This was all for a good cause. Home Runs For Heart is a two-day baseball home run hitting contest at Citizens Bank Park that will give fans an opportunity to take their whacks at putting one over the fence. On May 1 and 2, you too can have the chance to play on the Phillies field. Simply call 215-575-5218 or visit www.heart.org/phillywalk and click Home Runs For Heart to register. All proceeds from the event go to supporting the American Heart Association’s lifesaving work in research, education and community programs. It’s a must-do for baseball fans. And yes, the outfield grass feels like a sponge… or warm apple pie.

- Brian Dawkins retires an Eagles, gets hug from Donovan McNabb

- Scott Hartnell did an interview with Maxim

- Claude Giroux gave women advice in Cosmo. For realsies.

- Paulina Gretzky just about showed her vagina in these Instagram photos over the weekend:

Screen Shot 2012-04-30 at 12.24.33 PM 

- Dude wears “The Black Guy” Wayne Simmonds jersey. 

Lavs fist pump GIF.

- An illustrated guide to the NHL playoffs.

- Jrue Holiday tried to sell his own jersey at Modell’s, but nobody knew who he was.

- Phillies go bowling.

- The Mets traveled to Houston wearing cowboy gear.

- A fan mooned Bryce Harper in Los Angeles: [via, oddly enough, Bob McKenzie]

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- Fan runs on field to meet douchebag Bryce Harper.  

- On Bryce's eye black.

- Finally, batting stance guy instructs us how to imitate Brycecakes:

12 Comments

  1. The great one indeed

  2. 3 Finger Lenny

    April 30, 2012 at 1:31 pm

    I’d love to do a line off the great whore’s pussy

  3. Devils fan who goes to Villanova****

    April 30, 2012 at 2:03 pm

    She would def go ass to mouth….nice beaver!!!

  4. ^^^ Ah hahahahahaha, nice one!

  5. Wonder how long it’ll take her punk ass brother to write you another cease and desist lol

  6. What, no 5-hole references? Come on guys, get your shit together.

  7. Laviolette's Lip Scar

    April 30, 2012 at 6:06 pm

    I’d tongue punch her fartbox

  8. While checking out Paulina Gretzky’s bikini bizkit I came across this. Worth checking out if you like seeing chicks getting dropped kicked in the face and almost brain damaged.
    http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/girl-red-sox-fan-gets-drop-kicked-three-rows-last-night-at-yankee-stadium/

  9. Look at snider looking for pussy in the xfinity live crowd

  10. Look at Eddie Snider searching the floor for loose change that fell on the floor. Cheap skate

  11. Lavy's other fist

    May 1, 2012 at 7:58 am

    Is that chooch with gretzky’s daughter?

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