Game 3 Open Thread

Kyle Scott —  May 3, 2012 — 94 Comments

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Bryz arrives, carrying only a banana. Guess someone needs to feed the space monkeys.

Trying out this game thread for the first time. Feel free to opine and converse in the comments.

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94 responses to Game 3 Open Thread

  1. Zero chance he makes any stops tonight.

  2. Phillies fan who dropped out of elementary school May 3, 2012 at 7:11 pm

    About time Kyle, u dickhead

  3. Crosby is a bitch May 3, 2012 at 7:21 pm

    5-2 flyers pound the fuck out of the devils

  4. ParadeDownBroad May 3, 2012 at 7:23 pm

    Bryz looks like he means business. He also looks like cardboard cutout.

  5. I don’t know why I’m so relaxed right now… Confident.

  6. Just Giroux It May 3, 2012 at 7:31 pm

    LET’S GO!

  7. Line is set at 5 over under on the number of times the announcers verbally fellate the penguins/crosby even though hes been golfing for almost 2 weeks

  8. Bryz looks like he is ready to kill someone

  9. Boxcar Willie May 3, 2012 at 7:36 pm

    Can’t wait till he is out of the city and they bring in a black goalie

  10. Laviolette’s Lip Scar May 3, 2012 at 7:38 pm

    Bryz isn’t black?

  11. Classic Hartnell Down

  12. Boxcar Willie May 3, 2012 at 7:55 pm

    Simmonds playen wit mad jam

  13. Bryz is making some awesome saves

  14. Can’t let their momentum snowball.. Ice has tilted a little to them, we need to up that fore-check and keep some shots on net..

  15. Laviolette’s Lip Scar May 3, 2012 at 8:03 pm

    Zubrus is a faggot

  16. 3 Finger Lenny May 3, 2012 at 8:03 pm

    Bryz wtf pussy

  17. Bryzgalov blows

  18. Somebody break out the folding chair and case of beer for broduer. Not this again

  19. Where’s the Fucking Jam?

  20. 3 Finger Lenny May 3, 2012 at 8:10 pm

    Zubrus has been in the NHL forever

  21. D. Rose’s ACL May 3, 2012 at 8:11 pm

    I would gladly watch the sixers lose over this.

  22. I’d rather watch Kyle Kendrick pitch then this.

  23. This games starting to look a lot like the last one. but in a “it’s going to be worse” kind of way.

  24. Matt Carle isn’t very good…

  25. I thought there was a game 3 tonight. I turn on the TV and they’re showing a replay of the 2nd period of Game 2? Oh, wait. Never mind.

  26. Larry Anderson May 3, 2012 at 8:21 pm

    Where the f are the adjustments at

  27. Crosby’s Vagina May 3, 2012 at 8:22 pm

    stop trying to backhand pass it up the boards to clear the zone. it’s obviously not working. how about some sort of adjustment? what the hell were they doing at practice yesterday, jacking it?

  28. It’s a shame when you know you lost a game in the second period of the game before.

  29. Larry Anderson May 3, 2012 at 8:28 pm

    Wtf is Lavy Andy Reid making no fucking adjustments

  30. Larry Anderson May 3, 2012 at 8:39 pm

    Matt Carl’s

  31. I missed what the announcer said about Couturier. Why isn’t he playing?

  32. Smile, you Russian bastard

  33. Wilkes-BarreNeedsaWawa May 3, 2012 at 9:18 pm

    @ Davey Sha-out with lower body injury (severe cut)

  34. “Wild” Bill Soreman May 3, 2012 at 9:19 pm

    Jagr blows horse cock

  35. Couturier is out with lower body injury

  36. Crosby’s Vagina May 3, 2012 at 9:21 pm

    AARP should be the devils’ sponsor.

  37. Fuck Broduer, that home wreckin bitch

  38. Don’t worry guys I’ll be back. Just getting a quick blowjob from some chick who think’s I’m giroux. Shhhhhh.

  39. 3 Finger Lenny May 3, 2012 at 9:32 pm

    Didn’t Marty B beat his old lady??

  40. Please swap Lilja for Kubina for the next game.

  41. Crosby is a bitch May 3, 2012 at 9:44 pm

    Fuck new jersey it’s scummy and polluted and their fans are fair weather… That is all

  42. The Homeless Paper May 3, 2012 at 9:46 pm

    Bryz sucks

  43. There are literally 4 devils around every loose puck, and 1 flyer, every single loose puck, slow, slow, slow hockey…

  44. couldn’t have said it better poon.

  45. Laviolette’s Lip Scar May 3, 2012 at 10:26 pm

    this is fucking intense…

  46. Shawn Pashley May 3, 2012 at 10:31 pm

    I don’t trust Bryz

  47. Shawn Pashley May 3, 2012 at 10:33 pm

    zubrus got old looking & how bout that chick behind the flyers bench

  48. “Chicks” Shawn, there are two… also, sweet sweet puck handling by Voracek, 30 seconds of a powerplay just on his puck handling…

  49. Two pump chump May 3, 2012 at 10:40 pm

    Flyers blew their load against Pittsburgh. Devils win this series.

  50. Shawn Pashley May 3, 2012 at 10:41 pm

    skate

  51. Is this a fucking Devils Power Play?!? jesus fuck

  52. 3 Finger Lenny May 3, 2012 at 10:44 pm

    flyers don’t have that dog in them right now

  53. Fuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkk!

  54. Laviolette’s Lip Scar May 3, 2012 at 10:49 pm

    fuck this shit…if anyone needs me i’ll be doing blow off of rhea hughe’s snizz pod over at xfinity live. we should be fucking murdering this team. what the fuck is going on?

  55. 3 Finger Lenny May 3, 2012 at 10:51 pm

    wtf were they doing with that fucking line change. mother fuck

  56. AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU STUPID PUSSY FAGGOTS!!!!! PHILLY SUCKS LOOSE ASSHOLE!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA AND KYLE SCOTT YOU BLOW AT WRITING

  57. Put Joe Blanton in net!

  58. “Wild” Bill Soreman May 3, 2012 at 11:02 pm

    Bryz should pull a Pelle Lindbergh

  59. Edward Murphy May 3, 2012 at 11:09 pm

    Another severe injury. I just read from an anonymous source that Couturier was rushed to the hospital as they can not stop the bleeding. Where is his protective equipment????? When is this going to stop. Ice skates are basically sharp knives, you need proper padding to protect yoruself. This kid is 19, he has his whole life ahead of him and because Ed Snider is too cheap, he is now severly injured. I will be praying for his safety tonight. I am not sure if I can watch on Sunday. I will be taking off from work tomorrow and will be holding a rally outside of the WElls Fargo office to get this injustice to stop for once and for all. All are welcome to come. Ed Snider stand up and be accountable

  60. Looking a whole lot like last year. Beat the Sabres in a rough series, came out flat against the Bruins and got worked. Same thing this year and it makes me think they are going to have trouble turning it around

  61. Thomas E Merschen May 3, 2012 at 11:14 pm

    Jesus Christ Murphy you pussy. Don’t you fucking start mother fucker. The flyers just lost in overtime and you pull out about sharp knives???? Where you gonna be tomorrow?
    You are a dumb piece of shit. Your earlier post about Tom Sestito was insulting. Mother fuck they just lost in OT. FUCK

  62. Edward Murphy May 3, 2012 at 11:19 pm

    Mr. Merschen, I understand your frustration with the loss and that is what I like most about you. Your passion. We could really use your passion tomorrow outside the Wells Fargo Offices. Livelihoods of these players is more important than a game. I wish they would have won and everyone would have been able to go home and sleep in their beds. Right now our focus should be on Couturier getting out of the hospital in one piece. Hopefully he does not lose a leg

  63. Philly Smells May 3, 2012 at 11:19 pm

    Fuck the Philly faggots

  64. Eddie. Shut up. Also, we know you don’t work.

  65. Bryz is by far the worst goalie in the playoffs. Where is Chirp to some how defend this bullshit.
    Anyone on here think the flyers have any shot at this series.

  66. Thomas E Merschen May 3, 2012 at 11:29 pm

    Murph, I’m not joking, get off this site immediately. I just lost 2500 on the flyers and you are asking me about these players livelihoods?
    Fuck

  67. Edward Murphy May 3, 2012 at 11:37 pm

    Its Edward. Mr. Merschen lets talk about this some. You should not be gambling your hard earned money on a sporting event that you can not effect the outcome, especially with the powers that be having the ability to control the outcome if they so desire. There are many programs out there that can help you. If you so desire, I would be more than willing to set you up with a few of my constituents.
    Mr. Merschen, why is it that we were able to see eye to eye on the issue of racism but I am struggling to get you on board with player safety? My goal is for you to join us hand in hand at a future rally on safety

  68. Thomas E Merschen May 3, 2012 at 11:46 pm

    Eddy, I mean it. The only way we will ever touch hand to hand is if you are going to lend me money to pay my bookie.
    And I’m not on board with your racism crap. I don’t know where you get this from. Now, I don’t hate on the colored folk, I just refuse to agree with anything you say. You are the biggest loser asshole on this sight. It used to be Iron Balls McGinty, than JT, then Chirp, then Jess (that dirty pig), and now you.
    I hope you get locked up for protesting loser.

  69. 3 Finger Lenny May 3, 2012 at 11:46 pm

    I lost too many peanuts tonight on a team with no dog. At least g & Danny b looked fired

  70. Philly Smells May 3, 2012 at 11:46 pm

    Simmonds is black lol

  71. -thank you Thomas E
    Now is not the time for eddies equipment obsession bullshit. For gods sake he’s like the Martin Luther King, Jr. of hockey equipment. Enjoy the game &get the stock out of your ass Edward, you fucking loser

  72. Edward Murphy May 3, 2012 at 11:51 pm

    Mr. Merschen, it appears that your mind is currently clouded most likely due to the horrific injury that Couturier suffered but possibly due to an adult beverage or two. I will briefly remind you that on a previous posting, you were outraged that an individual had a lapse in judgment and wore a racist jersey concerning Mr. Simmonds. I feel that it would be best if you had a nice glass of milk and called it a night. That is what I am doing. I hope to see you at the rally tomorrow as well as everyone else on this board. Mr. 3 finger, please bring the hoagies. Good night and please be ok Couturier.

  73. Stick-now get off this site Ed

  74. i fucking hate the flyers but i can still tell that this Ed Murphy guy sucks haha wow

  75. 3 Finger Lenny May 3, 2012 at 11:58 pm

    Ok

  76. Edward Murphy just made me spit up my beer reading his posts. Lmfao!!!

  77. Edward Murphy May 4, 2012 at 12:12 am

    Thomas. At the rally tomorrow, I’d like to deep tongue kiss you.

  78. Hahaha, guy is hilarious

  79. @edward- do you guys have tee shirts made up for the cause??

  80. First of all, what is this annoying obsession Mr. Murphy has with the equipment? Do you actually have documented proof that the Flyers use shotty or cheap equipment? And second of all, who is your anonymous source? Pierre Maguire? Pretty sure that is what the Flyers told him so they didn’t have talk to that penis wearing a headset looking douche bag for more then two seconds. Did anyone actually see Cooter get cut? The play in which it appeared he got hurt it looked like he might have twisted his knee? Maybe a groin pull? Stop with the equipment nonsense. Time to focus on game 4.

  81. WHY THE FUCK DOES ANDREAS LILJA EVEN GET THE OPPORTUNITY TO STEP ON THE GOD DAMN ICE!!!! HE IS THE WORST DEFENSEMAN TO PLAY FOR THE FLYERS, EVER!!!!! Does anyone else agree? I feel like I am the only one who ever notices his constant turnovers, lack of speed and he fucking looks like he is lost in the woods, not Bryz!

  82. Edward- hahaha!!!!!

  83. Edward – where can I find you at the rally? I will be the guy with one leg in the wheelchair, for I too suffered a serious leg injury when a rusty skate severed some tendons. My coach told me to “skate it off”, but when I did, I lost 20% of the blood in my body and I went into shock then cardiac arrest and my leg was amputated. I’m still a tough-minded athlete, guys like Mike Golic inspire me. But there’s a thin line between tough and stupid, and those are some words I’d like to direct at Mr. Snyder at the rally.
    Safety first, ask questions last.

  84. “Too much horseshit. ITS TOO MUCH. Start playing with some JAM in here lets go!”

  85. Love the Bryz sucks comments. Once again played well. Players hung him out to dry on everything but the first goal. He was one of the best Flyers on the ice (where was Giroux? Simmonds?) and people still want to hate on him.
    Go ahead and run him out of town. We all know the Flyers will have no problem replacing him with a future 5 time Vezina trophy winner.
    Idiots.

  86. FUCK MIKEY MISS … 3rd FUCKIN TIME HE’s DONE THIS
    NO LOVE,
    BEEZ NUTZ

  87. Edward Murphy is quality troll … A+ material, I love it.

  88. Edward had me loling in my cubicle this morning lol

  89. That’s not trolling. That is messageboard performance art.

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