Lost in all this news of the Phillies’ impending doom is this little bit of tid. Er, turd.
Jason Babin strained his right calf over the weekend and was scheduled to undergo an MRI for further evaluation. Problem: Babin was one of about two dozen or so Eagles to swallow a thermometer, given out by the Eagles' training staff, which helps measure the body’s core temperature. The instrument sits in the stomach, reports back to a meter outside the body, and then comes out through the, um, ass. It’s a fairly routine process, but, apparently, you can’t undergo an MRI with the thermometer in your body.
And thus began the unfortunately short-lived #PoopWatch:
Finally, this morning, Babin took care of business:
Yum.
H/T to Deadspin
Do you think Babin knows he has super-ugly tattoos on his arms ?
I hate this entire team
I’m not surprised the poop watch was short-lived. Babin has always had difficulty stopping the run(s).
I wish I was kidding about how welcome it is to have a break in the middle of all the Phillies insanity to read about an Eagles player taking a shit.
Babin must have got those god awful tribal tats in 2001
Babin looks like a guy who would cheat on his wife, like victorino
@Muscles
Could not agree more
jason babin IS a turd, so it’s fitting.