Pete Rose and His Monster-Breasted Girlfriend are Getting a Reality Show

Kyle Scott —  July 18, 2012 — 18 Comments

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I bet this is going to be good.

TLC announced that it has started production on a reality show starring Pete Rose and his slutty-looking, me-so-busty girlfriend, Kiana Kim*: 

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[Huffington Post]

The series will follow the couple as they plan a wedding and go through the process of blending their respective families. The show is so far untitled.

The network announced Wednesday that TLC has ordered five episodes to air late this year.

 

Sweet. It’s a bit of a gamble for TLC, though. Not since E! debuted Ice Loves Coco have we seen a more mismatched, old guy loves big-titted woman relationship on reality TV. Perhaps that genre is making a comeback. [Somewhere, Flava Flav, his clock, Delicious and that thing on her shoulder wish they had stuck around.] 

Rose is decidedly ridiculous and one of the greatest baseball players of all-time. It’s a perfect combination for a reality show. Kim being over-the-top hot doesn’t hurt either [naked here-- NSFW, thanks to (@Tballingall) for his research]. Rose also wears hilariously big hats. Remember these guys?

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Will he wear more of them on the show? My money is on yes. 

 *Her domain name, KianaKim.com, inexplicably, directs to Brooke Burke’s under construction website. What?! Yeah, I don’t know. You have to throw a /index2.html on there to get to it. It’s… strange. So is this rant. Let’s end it. 

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18 responses to Pete Rose and His Monster-Breasted Girlfriend are Getting a Reality Show

  1. So now this is a racist blog?

  2. Holy shit. Godzilla breasts!!!

  3. TIVO, TIVO, TIVO… They should call it “Charlie Hustled”

  4. 3 Finger Lenny July 18, 2012 at 1:23 pm

    I would love to suck on those Asian tities.
    Maybe eat her puss like scott pa eats ice cream while I’m at it

  5. Finkel is Einhorn July 18, 2012 at 1:23 pm

    Honk honk!

  6. Finkel is Einhorn July 18, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    “I bet she puts the Ho in Ho Chi Minh”. -Wood Yi

  7. That’s tits.

  8. they’re real and they’re spectacular!

  9. I hope he ends up coming back to the WWE after this:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOLBmFEVQag

  10. Candy from the Oak July 18, 2012 at 2:02 pm

    She looks like a total pig slut… She belongs in Trent Coles’s Avalon whore stable

  11. Her left boob looks 3x bigger than the right

  12. Something tells me Pete really doesn’t give a shit about not being in the HOF these days

  13. that’s the saigon WHORE that bit my nose off!

  14. if you think she’s “monster breasted” you’ve been ogling too many boy-chested fashion models.

  15. Eric Bruntlett’s Grey Beard July 18, 2012 at 4:39 pm

    Conversation between Michael Jack Schmidt and Pete Rose
    Rose “Give me a break! That was my first Asian!” Schmidt “You better lock it up”

  16. Petes orange hair July 18, 2012 at 4:48 pm

    Oh please, if there is a god, PLEASE let this show be on cable. Preferably an “after dark” type series. If so I’m all in

  17. One Crazy Summer- the 80′s movie starring fat John Candy July 18, 2012 at 5:18 pm

    She looks like an Asian I bought on ludlow street back in 1993

  18. $100 says he slid her a micky at the black jack table in A.C.
    no way a sober woman of her caliber would be with Pete Rose.
    He doesn’t have any money, and by the looks of him, probably has a small, broken down package

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