TLC announced that it has started production on a reality show starring Pete Rose and his slutty-looking, me-so-busty girlfriend, Kiana Kim*:
The series will follow the couple as they plan a wedding and go through the process of blending their respective families. The show is so far untitled.
The network announced Wednesday that TLC has ordered five episodes to air late this year.
Sweet. It’s a bit of a gamble for TLC, though. Not since E! debuted Ice Loves Coco have we seen a more mismatched, old guy loves big-titted woman relationship on reality TV. Perhaps that genre is making a comeback. [Somewhere, Flava Flav, his clock, Delicious and that thing on her shoulder wish they had stuck around.]
Rose is decidedly ridiculous and one of the greatest baseball players of all-time. It’s a perfect combination for a reality show. Kim being over-the-top hot doesn’t hurt either [naked here-- NSFW, thanks to (@Tballingall) for his research]. Rose also wears hilariously big hats. Remember these guys?
Will he wear more of them on the show? My money is on yes.
*Her domain name, KianaKim.com, inexplicably, directs to Brooke Burke’s under construction website. What?! Yeah, I don’t know. You have to throw a /index2.html on there to get to it. It’s… strange. So is this rant. Let’s end it.