Asante Samuel Can’t Wait to “Touch All That Thickness”

Kyle Scott —  August 2, 2012 — 38 Comments

Screen Shot 2012-08-02 at 1.41.12 PMThat thickness?! Asante's fiancée via Talking With Tami

Asanta Samuel is kind of an ass, and he often uses his Twitter as a medium to convey his, um, assiness.

Anyway, things got meta today when Pick Six tweeted about what, seemingly, is an ass. A meaty one at that. Presumably, dat ass.

Here’s the Tweet, which remains live at this moment:

Screen Shot 2012-08-02 at 1.27.30 PM
Yum.

After getting some responses, Asante laughed it off… but still hasn't removed the Tweet.

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Screen Shot 2012-08-02 at 1.46.39 PM
To funny.

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38 responses to Asante Samuel Can’t Wait to “Touch All That Thickness”

  1. Brossing Croad August 2, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    Why the FUCK is this newsworthy. Fuck you.

  2. I’m sure he will cheat on her Victorino style

  3. dr. phunkenstein August 2, 2012 at 2:05 pm

    your type is too funny

  4. dr. phunkenstein August 2, 2012 at 2:05 pm

    scratch that – my typo was even funnier

  5. I’d fuck Teri in her rear end

  6. No Legged Chase Race August 2, 2012 at 2:17 pm

    Lol, Teri’s popular on the Eagles Message Board.

  7. i hear Teri has a huge dong, i mean HUUUGGE

  8. dong inspector August 2, 2012 at 2:29 pm

    Teri has a huge dong

  9. HAHAHAHAHA I hate you guys but you already know that.

  10. I want to give Teri a rusty trombone.

  11. dong inspector August 2, 2012 at 2:41 pm

    Kyle has a tiny dong

  12. SWIFTY!!!! HAHAHAHA

  13. 1,2,red,4,purple August 2, 2012 at 2:49 pm

    Teri beat me up and stole my peanut butter sandwich in Kindergarden. :(

  14. Teri would f anybody!!

  15. dong inspector August 2, 2012 at 2:52 pm

    fitch has the rebel flag tattooed on his dong

  16. I love Crocs, especally teris

  17. I love crocs in my face!

  18. Well ok Ron Noel.

  19. In high school, Terri was nicknamed “Kickstand”

  20. Hey wait a minute, I didn’t post that. LMAO

  21. You typed it in the next room with your massive dong

  22. #datass

  23. Finkel is Einhorn August 2, 2012 at 4:32 pm

    I’d tongue that poop shoot

  24. Teri is also delicious with thickness. Mmmm, dat ass.

  25. Any guys into trannys?

  26. 3 Finger Lenny August 2, 2012 at 8:04 pm

    I’d eat Terri’s fine pussy & maybe asshole If the mood was right

  27. I, too, would like to tongue punch Teri’s starfish.

  28. Mmmmmm I love me some black chicks

  29. Heres where I’ll point out that my comments show up in grey.

  30. I can’t believe Todd Herramans would say that

  31. HAHAHAHA You guys are such assholes. No really, you guys are assholes.

  32. Teri’s dong is so big it is always Crossing Broad.

  33. Damn Teri, your fans follow you everywhere! lol

  34. I’ve changed my Twitter handle to huge_dong22″

  35. Teri’s protein shake brings all the boys to the yard.

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