Your Morning Carts: I Sat with the Stanley Cup in Front of a Flyers Flag in My Frat Boy Living Room Edition!

Kyle Scott —  August 24, 2012 — 20 Comments

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Here’s a giant punch in the dick for your Friday morning. A microcosmy picture of Jeff Carter. His dad. A beer. Winter Classic seat cushions. A Toronto Maple Leafs trash can. A Nascar hat. And the Stanley Cup. All positioned in front of a Flyers flag in a frat house-looking living room with a Goodyear tire as coffee table and a cumshot sofa.

Perfect.

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20 responses to Your Morning Carts: I Sat with the Stanley Cup in Front of a Flyers Flag in My Frat Boy Living Room Edition!

  1. and this is pretty much exactly how I envisioned his living room looking….

  2. No doubt carts cum is on that cup

  3. I wonder if carts dad ever asked Jeff to smell his fingers

  4. Time for Kyle to seek help from this trade. Get over it.

  5. Does he have bottle opener flip-flops on?

  6. I think I had that couch in Margate 2000.

  7. Very appropriate that the trash-can is a Toronto Maple Leafs trash-can. Outstanding.
    I have one of those Flyers door-flags from a playoff game a few seasons ago. Crappy give-away at the door.
    Meh.

  8. Those look like the sandal/bottle opener combo. Classy.

  9. Are you gonna be this obsessed with Jayson Werth if the Nats win the World Series?

  10. Good for carts, very cool.

  11. ParadeDownBroad August 24, 2012 at 12:30 pm

    Time to get over the trade, Kyle. Carts and Richie played very different roles for the Kings than they did with us.

  12. Kyle’s tears taste like candy …. get over it fag.

  13. How long do you think Kyle spent trying to photoshop himself into this picture?

  14. The Taggart House August 24, 2012 at 2:24 pm

    I heard from a girl in sic that carts loves eating pussy when he’s on blow

  15. PDB, I’m glad you brought that up. The implied argument that Holmgren is a bonehead due to the fact that he traded two eventual Stanley Cup champions is a weak one. Carter and Richards were looked at as two of the leaders of the Flyers’ team. On the Kings, they were complementary parts of an already-good team with a red-hot goalie.

  16. Too funny. Love the tire. Smart with his money vs. Desean who’s broke already and wants to re-up on his contract.

  17. Looks like there is a little coke debri on that coffee table

  18. Christian Stengal August 25, 2012 at 10:59 am

    I want to do an 8 ball off the cup with carts.. TBC style

  19. Is Poppa Carts holding a can of Busch beer? That’s old school.

  20. Hey Kyle, Suck a dick u loser.

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