I’m losing my shit over here. The Phillies are going to celebrate a playoff birth at Nationals Park. I know it. It has me smiling. I just like to smile. Smiling’s my favorite. I'm so excited I can’t even control my misplaced Elf references.
Davey Johnson, though, sits on a throne of lies and says he wants the Phillies. Here’s what he told 106.7 The Fan today when asked about the streaking Phils: [Washington Post]
“You know what, the way I look at it, I like playing the best and hottest teams,” Johnson said. “Because you know what, you’ve got to get through ‘em, you’ve got to beat ‘em….I don’t care, bring ‘em on man, let’s go.”
You can’t see it, but I’m doing excited face over here and (oddly) blasting the Glee soundtrack. Don’t know what to do with myself. Ms. CB and I have weddings to go to, home improvements, and hayrides and shit planned for October. What if… there’s baseball? October baseball. Streamings out of the dugout, intradivisional series, and Jayson Werth seeing to it personally that we never cross Broad in celebration again. What if? I need a sedative.