Jason Babin Wants to Make Someone or Something His Bitch

Lunkhead Jason Babin is slowly winning us over. After a bit of a kerfuffle between us, Babin, and his PR rep this offseason over his whining about long-term contracts, Babin – who, believe it or not, was easily my favorite Eagle last year (on the field, at least) – is slowly redeeming himself. Reader Dan sent along this picture from page 8 of today’s Daily News Eagles pullout. And no, that’s not a foolish form of contraception, it’s a preview section, and it includes this hilarious pic in which Babin has a message for the opposition… or the ball:

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Never mind that it should be you’re (as in– you are my bitch), we’ll give Babin a golf clap for the effort. We’re not sure when the picture was taken, but it doesn’t really matter– the message is clear: someone better be ready to do some lickin’. FOOTBALL!


  1. His grammar could be correct. It very well could be that he’s referring to the “my bitch” of another person (you know, it’s not HIS “my bitch”, but rather YOUR “my bitch”. For instance, his left hand reads “your my bitch”, while his right hand could read “is wack”.

  2. Seriously? He can’t stop the run for shit and most of his sacks are as game-changing as a Bobby Abreu solo homer in late innings.

  3. Chance- Vice President of the GnA Falcons

    September 7, 2012 at 10:19 am

    I wonder if Jason Babin is aware he has the worst tats ever

  4. Jason Babin looks like a juiced-up Scott Baio with gay snakes tattooed on his arm. Nothing/ no one is his bitch, except for maybe Buddy Lembeck.

  5. Chance- Vice President of the GnA Falcons

    September 7, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    Lol at Walter

  6. Slamming Gretzkey's Daughter

    September 7, 2012 at 2:01 pm

    Really? Your favorite Eagle on the field? Guess you’re really big fans of guys that are grossly overpaid and completely one-dimensional players huh?

  7. Jason babin looks like a dickhead

  8. You have hit on the bulls eye dude… you article is just amazing and reading it again and again is still not enough. There is some kind of charisma in your article that draws me towards reading it again and again and again………..:)

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