99 problems and this bitch is at least a dozen of them: [CBSPhilly.com]
A flight that departed from Philadelphia International Airport Thursday morning was returned to the airport after a tip call claimed a passenger aboard the plane had explosives [detailed here]. The incident was later deemed a hoax, perhaps related to a love triangle. Sources say a male and female are now in federal custody undergoing questioning related to the incident.
CBS News is reporting that the hoax may be related to a love triangle between the briefly-detained passenger and a former girlfriend and her new boyfriend. CBS News says a possible dispute between the three may have led to the hoax phone call. According to CBS News, the former girlfriend and her new boyfriend wanted to make the man’s life miserable and placed the hoax call. It was not immediately known which one allegedly placed the phone call.
Police say the tip caller now faces federal charges.
Sources tell Eyewitness News, a male and female are now in federal custody undergoing questioning in connection to the incident.
NO NO NO! That’s not how you do it! That’s not how you do a love triangle. No way. Too risky, too crazy. Too fucking loony.
No, what you do is post lots of happy pictures of you and your new boyfriend or girlfriend on Facebook (the go-to). Or show up to places where you’re guaranteed to see your ex, and then make out with, grope and fondle your new mate. Make the ex jealous. Make them burn. Show them how happy you are, your permanent afterglow. Or, if you’re really scarred, make a sex tape. A dirty one. With closeups and cumshot bingo and maybe even a lizard. And then send it to them. Make your ex watch as you and your new beau experience digitally captured ecstasy. Sort of like what happened in Road Trip… perhaps even include Tom Green mouthing a mouse. That’s how you fuck with an ex. What you don’t do is call in a bomb threat on an airplane, ruin the days of, like, 100 people, and give your ex his 15 minutes of fame, as the general public will undoubtedly side with a guy who had his birthday ruined by his ex and her small-peened new boyfriend.
Plus, you know, the bomb threat thing will probably land you and your sig. other in jail. Sans conjugal visits, I'd presume.
Never head of cumshot bingo before.
Is this related to sports because he was wearing a Phillies shirt, or…? Must be a slow news day.
i don’t know, is it?
What’s the most sensitive part of your body while you masturbate ?
Your ears.
a bomb threat on a plane five days before Sept 11th
He looks like a fuckin’ Orc from the lord of the rings – how did he ever get a girlfriend?
Good posts Kyle – see if you can find more pictures of this creature & his exgirlfriend.
He looks like the troll from Ernest Scared Stupid!
http://jaymckinnon.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/ernest-scared-stupid-troll.jpg
I’m sure his ex was no prize…I guarantee she has a FUPA.
What a cunt! Any pics of the chick???!!
She probably looks like ScottPa
“Small-peened” hehe. Also, Kyle, why did you abbreiviate significant? (see: sig.)
However widely entertaining I read this page for sports related content and incite of the workings of said SPORTS I even enjoy the gossip of sports players but this is something tmz would cover not a SPORTS blog I guess reading all the tabloids in London clouded your judgment to run with this nonsense
As far as sports is concerned, yes it would seem so.
Totally agree Tim and Nate. This isn’t a sports blog, it’s TMZ Philly. And thanks for pointing that out Kyle. I thought a reblog was like a retweet. I’m new to Typepad.
How does a occupy philly guy afford to fly
Best commentary I read on the interweb all week!
Last time I listened to “Sportsradio 94WIP” it was 30% sports and 70% other stuff.
Its Kyle’s friggin blog… while simplistic and cliche this does apply “If ya dont like it you can change the channel”.
Jailtime… yes
Plus, they should also be required to pay for the emergency effort.
And.. everyone on that plan should be able to file a civil lawsuit against the callers.
nate fox, I see it’s much easier to type out a paragraph pointing out that this isn’t a SPORTS post than it is to just skip over it. You know what this site is, and some people actually enjoy it.
I have an idea, how about you quit being a douchebag troll?
Can we also acknowledge the report that “After being released Thursday, his 29th birthday, Shell flew on to Texas, where he was arrested on outstanding warrants.”
HAHAHHAHA dude cant catch a break!!
^^
LMDO