Andy Reid’s corpse met with the media today (at this point, I think Jeffrey Lurie is just torturing Reid by making him go through this) and it said that DeSean Jackson has fractured ribs. He will going on IR and miss the remainder of the season. Lucky guy. 

Both LeSean McCoy and Michael Vick are still in Stage 1 of concussion recovery, so that’s not good. UPDATE: Vick has improved beyond Stage 1, but still isn't cleared to play.

Reid said he didn’t meet with Jeffrey Lurie today.

Fuck off.