“EatDatPussy” Teeters on the Edge of Crazy Following Another Eagles Boner Jam

Kyle Scott —  November 6, 2012 — 23 Comments

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The Pussy released two videos last night– one during the game, one post-game. As usual, I thought about writing a comprehensive game recap in which I explore how Jeffrey Lurie, Andy Reid and their uncompromising stubbornness have ruined football in the city of Philadelphia… but then I just decided to let a man named after a sex act call a bunch of people the n-word. 

In his first video, These Muthafuckaz Suck, EDP takes a emotional journey to the edge of sanity. Beads of sweat on his dark skin punctuate his frustration.

In the post-game summation, Fire Every Trick-Ass Bitch On This Weak Ass Team 28-13, EDP wants heads. He wants them on sticks. Also, a plea to lick his ass.

Give them a watch, after the jump.




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23 responses to “EatDatPussy” Teeters on the Edge of Crazy Following Another Eagles Boner Jam

  1. Kyle seriously enough of this guy and his schtick.

  2. Gogo Sickle Cell November 6, 2012 at 8:09 am

    This is great! It’s like if I wanted to find out what happened at the game, but was too stupid to read an actual article written by someone with an education! Yo Kyle we should hang out sometime and do Chappelle Show skits in a bar (until a black guy looks at us and we shut up).

  3. Stick his big black ass on the O-line.

  4. this fat guy is as stale as andy

  5. that’s his mom’s 6th husband in the second video yelling at him from upstairs for drinking all the purple drank

  6. Candy from the Oak November 6, 2012 at 8:27 am

    Kyle, fly pussy out and actually take him to a eagles game not a bar.

  7. Does this guy pay to be on the site or something? It’s not funny, it’s dumb schtick and the name is 5th grade unfunny.
    Come on Kyle, enough with this guy.

  8. EDP speaks truth.

  9. I never watched Mr. Pussy’s rants before today. I thought that they would be good, hence them being featured on my beloved CB.com. EatDat isn’t funny. His rants don’t even seem sincere. Kyle, maybe you could try having a contest where we get to vote on CB readers’ rants submitted via YouTube? …just a thought. EatDat is just not good.
    Why are there no philly teams to root for right now?!?

  10. Burnzy from West Philly November 6, 2012 at 9:03 am

    As a black man first let me say fuck you to the racists commenting here, and secondly let me say fuck you to this fat piece of shit in these videos. You aren’t funny, you are in fact corny, this Villanova white boy is laughing AT you not with you, and you use the word “nigga” enough to remind me why I hate actual niggers that disgrace our race.

  11. EDP should change his name to “The Truth”.

  12. I HATE THIS TEAM November 6, 2012 at 9:11 am

    Or “The Blatantly Obvious Spewed Forth By A Future Diabetes Casualty”

  13. Candy from the Oak November 6, 2012 at 9:13 am

    EDP will die of a heart attackkkkkkkkkkkkk by Super Bowl

  14. Does anyone believe this fat fuck is eating any pussy that he didn’t farm off of Craigslist

  15. As a black man, let me say that EDP is a stone cold riot. Perhaps I’m not as sophisticated as I should be, but then, most of the people who post here aren’t Rhodes scholars either, nevertheless, I love his rants, if but for no other reason than because he entertains me, something he does a hell of a lot better than the Eagles do. Word.

  16. Thanks for your input Uncle Tom now go pick that cotton

  17. ::gets popcorn::
    I love this guy.

  18. Wonder if EDP is still a virgin

  19. Hire meesa as coach of Eagles NFL.
    Meesa gooood coach, boyo. Better den dem scary-bad coaches dey gots nows.

  20. Stop watching him instead of posting a bunch of negative shit about him. If you don’t like him, don’t watch the video! Bunch of ignorant idiots man.

  21. Halladay’s Adamantium Penis November 6, 2012 at 2:51 pm

    cool signature bro
    now fuck off

  22. Stupid racists, you are all jealous because you live in a trailer and can’t figure out how the hell hes getting his face on to the magical porn viewer.

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