Bernie Parent Has His Own Cigar

image from mobilwi.typepad.comIf only Bernie had his cigar at Wing Bowl…

Hey Gris, if you’re not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get me my stogies!

Hows about a Bernie special?

On his blog, Bernie Parent announced the release of his own cigar, crafted (rolled?) exclusively by Rocky Patel:

I am proud to announce the production and distribution of the new BSB #1 Bernie Parent cigar, exclusively prepared by Rocky Patel. Being a cigar enthusiast, I am delighted and honored to have built a relationship with Rocky Patel and company, and to be a part of this process every step of the way.

The BSB#1 Bernie Parent cigars, which were developed by Mish Patel himself, are comprised of an Ecuadorian Havana seed wrapper, a medium to full body blend, and packaged in a dedicatory orange and black box, of course. The bands around the cigar are even in the shape of goalie pads.

This experience is unique and exciting, and I can’t wait to hear some feedback after the debut of the initial 500 boxes. They should be in stores within the next week. Visit the Rocky Patel Premium Cigars site at or check with your favorite cigar shop to see if they’ll be available near you. 


Never change, Bernie. Never change.


  1. Like a boss.

  2. Nice gunt on that slore

  3. Bastardo's Giant Quads

    December 4, 2012 at 3:52 pm

    I’m a cigar smoker and I really wish he got these don’t by Pepin Garcia. Mish isn’t that good of a blender. Rocky Patel has a million different cigars out and only like 4 or 5 are worth the money. That being said they have great construction and ill check them out just cuz they’re Bernie’s. did they say what’s in the filler blend or just the wrapper? Hopefully Nicaraguan. Can’t go wrong with an equador habano wrapper and Nicaraguan filler. Unless of course Mish Patel managed to fuck that up too.

  4. That bitch just screams Delco – specifically Ridley. She has awful fake tits and probably smokes newports while throwing wawa hoagie wrappers on the floor of her tinted out 1999 honda accord. You can see these atrocious delco broads from a mile away.
    Just another example:
    Any bitch at any bar or game with a Pink sparkled Jersey, big hoop earnings, huge knee high boots and yoga pants or ripped to shit jeans is a DELCO BROAD
    fuck delco

  5. Pepperoni Nipples

    December 4, 2012 at 3:53 pm

    Kyle is that girl’s face really so bad that you needed to black it out?

  6. I wish I could rent Bernie for the x-mas annual on 12/15

  7. Worley's Hot Piece of Ass

    December 4, 2012 at 4:44 pm

    i bet the house that this whore loves it pounded in her hershey highway

  8. It’s true. Delco is like some strange incubation chamber for young sluts who balloon into chunky unwed mothers with neck tattoos. If you can find them in the young slut period though they are pretty good at getting facefucked behind a liquor store.

  9. Delco chicks love black cock, oh wait most of your white girls love it too

  10. fuck you fake dennis you white cocksucker! fucking honkey cunt posting under my name

  11. Mayor Nutter… what you wrote has to be two of the greatest sentences ever combined on planet earth. I haven’t laughed that hard in years.

  12. I live to serve

  13. Hot body, but what the hell is “dedicatory”???

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