PETA announces the most vegetarian friendly NFL stadiums: 1. Eagles, 2. Pats, 3. Raiders, 4. Falcons, 5. Lions
— darren rovell (@darrenrovell) December 4, 2012
While the Linc is undoubtedly the greenest structure this side of Al Gore’s vacation home on a glacier, it is also the most vegetarian friendly… you know, so all you cheesesteak roast pork dripping juicy fucking cheeseburger juicy fuck zucchini obsessed Birds fan can dine daintily during Eagles losses.
That is all. Andy Reid is still the coach, but you can get a plate of grass and a side of squash behind each end zone. Thanks, Christina Lurie.