Your Monday Morning Roundup: Ray Lewis Goes Away Now, Right?

Kyle Scott —  February 4, 2013 — 6 Comments

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It’s a good thing the Ravens won because, had they lost, I’m pretty sure John Harbaugh would have killed that guy in the suit who, ostensibly, was to blame for the power outage. That, or Harbaugh would have had Ray Lewis stab him in the dark. 

Is anyone else really glad that it’s over? That we don’t have to see Ray Lewis moan and cry and praise God and all that shit? Like, there’s a high-probability that he killed two men, and was using a banned substance to play in the Super Bowl. Him, that goofy thing on his arm and his Shredder mask can all go fuck themselves. 

Let’s hit it.

 

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The roundup

- Allen Iverson, not a good daddy. Here’s what a judge had to say about his parenting skills: [TMZ]

"[Iverson] does not know how to manage the children; has little interest in learning to manage the children and has actually, at times, been a hindrance to their spiritual and emotional growth and development.

For example, he has refused to attend to an obvious and serious alcohol problem, which has caused him to do inappropriate things in the presence of the children while impaired. 

He has left the children alone without supervision. He has left his young daughters in a hotel room with men who are unknown to the mother."


- Hey, Phil Sheridan is already getting on Chip Kelly’s big balls: [Philly.com]

But since his initial and largely positive first impression, Kelly has pretty much vanished. He emerged, groundhog-like, for one early morning appearance at a radio event Friday, but otherwise he has been working (we hope) on the answers to the next round of questions.

It isn't clear why Kelly declined to announce his hires as he made them. He succeeded mostly in annoying fans eager to understand his vision while forcing grown men in Eagles gear to spend weeks pretending they don't work for the Eagles, at least in public. 

 

- Philly.com is testing out a new service (they love trying hokey web things), called Slidermetrix, which allows you to rate Super Bowl commercials in real-time. Sort of like what CNN does during presidential debates, a slider allows you to continuously give feedback on commercials. Gimmicky, but pretty cool

- Photos of Katherine Webb at Super Bowl. And here she is learning how to be a Ravens cheerleader

- Jim Harbaugh freakout GIF:

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- Beyonce GIF and HOLY SHIT HER LEGS.

- Jason Kelce wouldn’t even mind if she had an STD (though he might want to talk to LeSean McCoy about this):

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- More GIFs of Beyonce.

- Surreal power outage photos.

Interesting article on how CBS handled the power outage. Will Leitch skewers job they did. The Atlantic gives in-depth details on why it happened.

- Apparently, there a fight at Xfinity Live! last night. Here’s a pic from anonymous tipster and an unrelated Tweet. Were you there? Have more information? Let us know.

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- At $10, the Sixers can’t even interest a group of Gwynedd-Mercy College students:

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- Here’s DeSean Jackson with Snoop Dogg:

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- Finally, you’ll notice that we’ve added a login requirement to comment. It’s very simple– either use Facebook, Twitter or Typepad (our host) to quickly login before commenting. Some of you already do this. The reason is not necessarily to censor the comments, but to stop incessant trolling and comment hijacking from jackasses who have exactly nothing interesting, insightful or funny to add. You’re still welcome to write whatever you want… but now a name, handle or email will be tied to your comment.

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6 responses to Your Monday Morning Roundup: Ray Lewis Goes Away Now, Right?

  1. Classy tweet by Kelce. Grow up buddy. I’d fuck Beyonce too though.

  2. Thank god you added login requirements. Keep the ignorant trolls outta here

  3. Some CB Celebs mayl now be ruined by having to sign in… Oh well, hopefully they’ll reemerge.
    Candy from the oak? Where are you?
    Tim Sheckler? please stay away.
    Angelo?!?!

  4. agreed on the ray lewis points, kyle. unfortunately, this is not the end of him. in the coming years, we now get the wonderful opportunity of seeing him and his fraudulent ways behind the desk of a pregame analysis team. i believe he is inked for a position with ESPN so expect more of him and his righteous ways! moving forward, i always thought beyonce was hot, but i also thought she was overrated too. however, she was looking like an 11 last night! wow, she was scorching hott! as for the harbaugh brothers, while i understand the stakes were ultimately high last night, they both proved themselves to be whiney bitches. they seemed to whine with almost every call and did so in a child-like manner, ie throwing papers on the ground. lastly, kudos on the log-in requirement. trolls will have to troll elsewhere now.

  5. btw, with baltimore having won last night, that now makes it 4 straight years that the team the eagles opened their season/home opener with would eventually go onto win the super bowl (ravens 2012, giants 2011, green bay 2010, and saints 2009.) that said, i pray the the scheduling heads do not have us opening against KC next year because its obvious that karma is on the side of whoever we play then!

  6. Its been what… two weeks since Kelly came on board? Sheridan or whoever, give the guy a chance. The team is the most important part of a billion dollar company, needs more than 2 weeks to finalize the major overhaul.
    But unlike a company, the season has rigid deadlines so he’s going to have to start making some decisions soon. Possibly wanted to wait till after SB?
    BTW: Google (Gmail) accounts work also.

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