UPDATE: Earlier, we posted about a crazy girl who was selling Flyers tickets and her companionship on Craigslist all in an effort to make her ex-boyfriend jealous (you can read the post, minus the pictures, after the jump). Well, she’s fake. It’s all a scam. Within about 30 minutes of the post, I received three emails from family and friends of a local girl whose Facebook and email were hacked two years ago. Pictures of her have been used in several online scams, including this one, on various websites. The family had previously contacted police.
Manti T'eo is turned on.
Somewhere, Susan Finkelstein is flat out marveling at the ingenuity with which this Northeast girl disguised what is, ostensibly, a sex-for-tickets offer.
Reader Simon dug up this Craigslist ad. I fucking love you, the Northeast:
Okay heres the deal: Bought really good Flyers-Bruins tickets for a guys birthday. Two weeks later he cheated on me. I still have the tickets. At first I considered selling them but then I thought to myself "fuck that, why shouldnt I get to enjoy the game?" cause i love hockey. I tried to get a few of my girl friends to go but they arent into hockey. So I got this dumb idea Lol. What the hell lets see where this goes. Looking for someone tobuy the pairoff me, and take me to the game (including transporation) with one of the tickets. I paid 450 for them and im only charging half that! Just looking for a date for the night, nothing serious. Must know how to have fun and not be shy. Maybe even willing to take a few pics with me to put up on facebook just for fun
Lower Center 124
Row 7 | Seats 14-15
I attached a pic of myself because i know most of you fuckers are shallow like that
Yes, us fuckers are shallow like that. So thank you for including the perfect selfshotted duo of both your cleavage and your see, I once went to a playoff game t-shirt. That’s the move for picking up Flyers fans online– boobs and Orange Crush giveaway t-shirts. Claude Giroux girl has an entire account dedicated to these things (really). But warning, folks: this chick is Kia crrrrrrrrazy. Total heartbreak jealous mode. Maybe even willing to take a few pics with me to put up on facebook just for fun??? Yeah, she’s either going to fuck you or kill you. It’s 50-50. Then again, $200 for a lower level ticket just a stone’s throw from Bryz and a fuck-death finisher… well, that might be a game of Russian roulette worth playing. I need a reader to take her up on this offer.
Disclaimer: I’m not responsible if she cuts you up into a million little pieces and then mails them to her ex-boyfriend… but I do get first right of refusal on the story.