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I’m just kidding… no one would accuse the Sixers of tanking so they could gamble with more ping pong balls.

No. 

No way.

In case you missed it last night (and, I mean, who wouldn’t be watching a meaningless Sixers-Nuggets game at midnight while college hoops action was going on?), your Philadelphia 76ers took a mile-high shit in the final two minutes of what was shaping up to be a convincing win over Andre Iguodala and the streaking Nuggets. 

I bet Adam Aron wishes he could take this Tweet back:

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Shortly thereafter, the Sixers ended the game in HILARIOUS fashion. Here’s a condensed version of the play-by-play from the final two minutes. Somewhere, Damien Wilkins’ agent just moved to burn all evidence of this period in time. Sixers on left, Nuggets on right: 

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Adam?

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Are you kidding? Best minute EVER! More ping pong balls, please. 

You can view the highlights after the jump, or watch Doug Collin’s post-game presser here. Is it just me, or is he turning into the Joker right before our eyes?