That Bryce Harper “Documentary” on ESPN was Actually a Shameful Promotion for Under Armour

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I’m not going to pretend that I don’t love the way he plays. Unlike seemingly half the guys on the Phillies, Bryce Harper plays like he gives at least a shit and a half, perhaps a shit and two-thirds. He cares. Does everything hard and he’s, you know, good. But I think he’s a douche. I think he grew up being told that he was the greatest (then again, aren’t we all these days?) and experienced way too much fame and notoriety at a young age to be even remotely grounded. Blame him, blame the system, blame Sports Illustrated– whatever. Still, while the Phillies were getting crushed by the Indians, 104-2, I flipped over to ESPN at 9 p.m. to see their special, Bryce Begins. I figured it would be outstanding, 360 look at the young phenom, not unlike like most long-form ESPN stuff– Outside The Lines, 30 for 30, etc. But no. BB was produced by Jess Atkinson’s 3 Penny Films in conjunction with Major League Baseball Productions, which meant that if you thought you were getting an objective view of Bryce Harper from ESPN or any sort of outlet with a journalistic eye, like I did, you were sorely mistaken.

Actually, you were watching a promo for Harper and an ad for Under Armour, Harper’s biggest sponsor.

I don’t blame ESPN for putting this on their air, because it undountedly drove ratings and, yes, it was sometimes entertaining, providing a rare glimpse inside the life of a young superstar. As a baseball fan, I enjoyed it. But the average person likely had no idea that what they were watching was a whitewashed version of Harper without a shred of integrity. 60 Minutes Sports this was not.

Let’s delve.

Within a few minutes, it was apparent from the sheer amout of blatant Under Armour UA logos shown (and iso-ed) that you were about to be treated to an hour-long promo for the Baltimore-based brand. And once you realized that, it was easy to understand how and why this film was made: Atkinson is a former Maryland kicker who had a few cups of coffee in the NFL. His 3 Penny Films produces shows for, of course, Maryland, Towson, and a few other universities. You can find a list of these works under the “Brands” page on the company’s website… which is where you will also notice that Under Armour is listed as one of their properties, or sponsors. No, really:

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And 3 Penny’s co-founder, Bill Kraus, is a former executive of, you guessed it, Under Armour.

At this point, ESPN should have labeled the show “paid programming.” But the coincidences didn’t stop there.

Here is the press release for the film put out by Major League Baseball:

Through it all, camera crews were with him behind the scenes to capture his journey in an unprecedented way. “Bryce Begins,” a one-hour special documenting Harper’s journey from a teenager through the present day, will debut Tuesday, April 30 at 9:00pm ET on ESPN. A collaboration between Major League Baseball Productions and 3 Penny Films, “Bryce Begins” features extensive behind the scenes access with Harper and his family and rare footage from the years leading up to his Major League debut. The film also features new interviews with Harper, his father Ron Harper, Nationals General Manager Mike Rizzo and Director of Player Development Doug Harris, Nationals teammate Ryan Zimmerman, Baseball Hall of Famer Cal Ripken Jr., Harper’s agent Scott Boras, reporters Will Leitch and Tom Verducci, Harper’s high school baseball coach Sam Thomas and 2012 AL Rookie of the Year Mike Trout, among many others.

So, in summary, that list includes: Nats brass, Harper’s father, his high school coach, his teammate and his agent. Others interviewed to lend some (undoubtedly objective) commentary: Tom Verducci (who wrote the SI profile on Harper when he was 16), Mike Trout (AL Rookie of the Year and Harper’s buddy), Will Leitch (founder of Deadspin) and Cal Ripken (Iron Man).

You knew that Verducci and Trout would speak glowingly about Harper– fine. And so did Ripken, WHO IS SPONSORED BY UNDER ARMOUR(!!!). The company sponsors Ripken’s UNDER ARMOUR RIPKEN SOFTBALL CLASSIC (albeit for charity). Ripken, too, is on team Bryce. Only Leitch is legitimate in this documentary.

And it’s no surprise that original footage began – with a shot of Harper’s pink UA cleats – in June, 2011… just two months after he signed an endorsement deal with Under Armour.

I’m not nearly naive enough to think that just about everything we watch and read has some corporate interest, and ESPN never claimed that this was some objective journalistic work about Harper, but BB was gratuitous. A shot of Harper’s dad laying rebar wearing an Under Amour hard hat sealed it:

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The average viewer likely had no idea that they were being spoon-fed only one tiny side of Harper: That kiss-blowing incident in the minors? The pitcher’s fault, obviously. Blowing off autograph seekers? He’s just a kid. Being called a jerk-off on Deadspin? Unfair social media world we live in. No player has ever had to deal with this much scrutiny at such a young age! BRYCE IS REALLY A GOOD KID HIS DOUCHINESS JUST GETS CAPTURED ON IPHONES SO DON’T BLAME HIM YOU WERE A DOUCHE TOO WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG.

My God, it was nauseating.

BB certainly had its moments: It was touching when Harper’s parents drove him to the airport before spring training last year. Watching Ripken break down Harper’s swing was fascinating. And going behind-the-scenes with a superstar is always cool.

But then the film made sure to pound into your head The Gospel of Harper: Here’s every-man Bryce laying rebar with his dad. That whole softball on the D.C. Mall thing last year? Apparently staged. And now let’s go to Scott Boras, who will blow smoke up your ass about how Harper is a victim of our age. FUCK YOU, SCOTT BORAS. FUCK YOU.

Quite frankly, Harper is too young to have an hour-long documentary. Plus, it’s not like he’s ever done anything really wrong. There’s no real need for a hard-hitting film on a 20-year-old. So I have no problem with ESPN and MLB promoting their brightest star. But this was an unabashed advertisement for Under Armour, starring Harper, written, produced and directed by, and featuring interviews with, GUYS WHO TAKE MONEY FROM UNDER ARMOUR, shown on a network that does the same during a week in which Harper is on the cover of their magazine and, his team, on their air twice, and it’s all passed off as some sort of legitimate documentary. Holy corporate synergy and run-on sentences, Batman! Fuck everything.

17 Comments

  1. Trouble from the Oak

    May 1, 2013 at 12:21 pm

    He’s 1 of the best players in MLB. I’m jealous of the nats, look at their OF compared to the Phils OF. Thanks Rube

    • when werth signed with the nats back in december of 2010, i remember many phillies fans base, including myself, were critical of werth. he was lambasted for being a money chaser. most found comic relief in the idea that he would be playing for a deplorable, basement dwelling team for the rest of his career. wow, is there egg on our faces now!

  2. and nothing about Jordan/Lebron/Tiger promotes Nike? Or are we just so shocked to see another brand do the same thing Nike has done for decades?

  3. What does oak mean?

  4. all that “talent” and only a few games up on the phils? fuck the nats

  5. as i have said along, get used to two things; his doucheness and his beast-like play because both will haunt and terrorize us philly fans for the next 15 years.

  6. ThePhillyFlash

    May 1, 2013 at 1:14 pm

    I didn’t need to watch what sounded like an infomercial to know Harper looks very much like the real deal, even if he is a cretin. But, if he played for the Phils, he’d be celebrated like no athlete in this town since Allen Iverson or Eric Lindros, and Kyle would be first in line to sing his praises, if not camped outside his front door hoping for a date.

  7. All documentaries are biased. Too many people watch documentaries and accept every statement as fact. They are mindless fools. Corporate America runs everything in this country, one way or another. Documentaries are all supported by some company pushing their viewpoint on someone. This one is no different. As the viewer, you must be able to decipher bullshit opinion from fact. That being said, Go Phils!

  8. Phillies' 40 Year Old Phenom Prospect

    May 1, 2013 at 1:32 pm

    Phillies fans are just mad because the kid is actually not 30 or older and considered a good player.

  9. Candy from the Oak

    May 1, 2013 at 1:32 pm

    @ Amanda , finger yourself and tells us what it smells like :)

  10. Chase Harper

    May 1, 2013 at 2:31 pm

    Kyle, did you actually watch it? Because I turned ESPN on after seeing enough of the Phils getting embarassed. And I thought that it was actually well done and saw a side of Harper that I didn’t see before. Dude is a beast and alot of the “incidents” we exaggerated and one sided. I believe 100% that he is a douche but you have to respect the dudes talent.

    • Kyle Scott

      May 1, 2013 at 4:50 pm

      Chase– said all of that in here. Great player, but the side we saw was whitewashed.

  11. Jason Collins

    May 1, 2013 at 3:04 pm

    Do an article about me banging dudes. This article is about as gay as me sticking my 10 incher in kyle’s mouth. Nobody likes Bryce Harper on this site, stop talking about him!

  12. Sadly ESPN left any journalistic pretensions behind long ago; they’re really just an entertainment & promotions agency at this point. Pretty much everything Under Armour does is gratuitous and trashy. So this doesn’t surprise me too much. Sadly their dive into the gutter seems to be dragging many of the other sporting goods companies along with them.

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