Sarah Kogod of the DC Sports Bog (which I’m sure we’ll be checking in with again this week while the team formerly known as the Phillies plays the Nats) explains what they hell you’re looking at:

As for the song’s hook, “Pop Rocks and Tootsie Pops,” it may not be as random as people think. That exact phrase turned up in February after some provocative uses of the candy were revealed during the Jodi Arias murder trial. I’m looking forward to RGIII’s second official video release, “If The Glove Doesn’t Fit.”

Or the George Zimmerman remix– Crazy Ass Cracker.