Today in Really Strange Craigslist Requests

Kyle Scott —  July 16, 2013 — 13 Comments

Screen Shot 2013-07-16 at 5.17.20 PMNo, a Swiss hooker isn’t seeking a sugar daddy. Rather, one person is requesting a 5-10-minute video compilation of Ryan Howard striking out – and only striking out – for which he, or she, is willing to pay $35:

Seeking a Ryan Howard strike out compilation video, somewhere around 5-10 minutes long of nothing but Ryan Howard striking out (swinging and looking). This is for personal entertainment value, only. Would like the compilation to be overlayed with audio by any nu metal band, preferably POD or Drowning Pool, but I will ultimately leave that up to you. There should be no shortage of material for any part of this project.

That seems like a foolish request since one could just purchase the 2009 World Series DVD for a cool $14.24¬†and find what they’re looking for there.

H/T to reader Chris

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13 responses to Today in Really Strange Craigslist Requests

  1. RySean WigCoy July 16, 2013 at 5:32 pm

    That’s gwar

  2. What a dick wad! Typical Howard hater.

  3. Anthony Galletta July 16, 2013 at 6:07 pm

    Probably and gnats or muts fan

  4. I’ll fuck anybody

  5. Bill Baer – Crashbum July 16, 2013 at 6:52 pm

    I mean, seriously Kyle, did you even have to ask who it might be? BRB, going to go back to writing about how Abreu was the best Phillie ever and how Ryan Howard is Dick ChenI mean, seriously Kyle, did you even have to ask who it might be? BRB, going to go back to writing about how Abreu was the best Phillie ever and how Ryan Howard is Dick ChenI mean, seriously Kyle, did you even have to ask who it might be? BRB, going to go back to writing about how Abreu was the best Phillie ever and how Ryan Howard is Dick ChenI mean, seriously Kyle, did you even have to ask who it might be? BRB, going to go back to writing about how Abreu was the best Phillie ever and how Ryan Howard is Dick Cheney.

  6. Fuck you Kyle

  7. Interesting statistic that is both cool and infuriating at the same time:

    Disregarding Mark McGwire, Barry Bonds and Sammy Sosa, the player with the most HR’s in a single season since Roger Marris hit 62…was Ryan Howard in 2006 with 58.

    Think about that for a minute…can you even imagine him hitting 30 now? Because I can’t.

    FACE

  8. Well there definitely won’t be a shortage of footage…

  9. I will double to 70.00 for 3 minutes of Jimmy Rollins first pitch lead off Pop Ups. In Sundays game Willie Mays Hayes became the all-time leader in the history of Major League baseball. Jimmy’s ball, bat, cleats and knowledge of the strike zone have been formally requested by the MLB Hall of Fame to be loaned to Ripley’s Believe it or not in Atlantic City.

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