This Riley Cooper Picture Heals the World

Kyle Scott —  August 6, 2013 — 24 Comments

Screen Shot 2013-08-06 at 5.14.31 PMYou know, makes it a better place. For you and for me. Something like that.

Anyway, this picture may look very, very staged. Just about every Eagles beat writer tweeted a picture of Cooper signing autographs after he met with the media today. Your first thought may be that autograph seekers (and this one in particular), Cooper and the media all converging at one point in the space-time continuum was about as organic as Coca-Cola. But I checked with our friend Eliot Shorr-Parks of NJ.com– he said that every day the Eagles have 20-30 autograph seekers in the same spot. The kids pictured with Cooper were some of the few who waited around for him. In other words: not staged.┬áMaybe. But man, this picture would only have been better if Coop reverse Mean Joe Greened the kid on his way to the locker room.

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24 responses to This Riley Cooper Picture Heals the World

  1. Violation on the dude in the customized #14 jersey, cmon bro

  2. Kyle, can this be the closure to this story that most of the commenters on your posts seek?

  3. Fadool’s Naturals August 6, 2013 at 5:45 pm

    “Riley Cooper asks young fan if he wants to make $50″

  4. Do you feel better now Kyle? Is this your attempt at reversing the karma?

    Do you think this post cleanses you of your douchbag toolness?

    I dunno maybe you should do a few more Riley cooper posts and then you’ll be fully cleansed.

  5. You’re corny as fuck Kyle. Move on.

  6. Todd Van Poppel August 6, 2013 at 7:38 pm

    I don’t know what’s more annoying crossingbroad’s cooper posts or mike miss refusing to talk about anything else.
    I turn on wip to get away from mike miss every white guy is a racist talk & hear the cuz talking about his baby getting needles.
    I let out a big wtf & threw down my ear buds in work. Had to go for a walk to clear my head.

    • Kyle loves him some Cooper August 6, 2013 at 8:37 pm

      +1

    • Slammin Gretzky’s Daughter August 6, 2013 at 11:06 pm

      Yeah seriously the sports radio in this town is utter dog shit. Mr fucking Liberal hipster wannabe Mike Miss won’t shut the fuck up about Riley Cooper and the Cuz’s
      Mr. Philadelphia family man act is about as stale as Ruben Amaro’s player evaluation techniques. We get it guys. Mike, you’re the Jesus Christ of Philadelphia trying to show us all the light and how to act like perfect humans. And I swear to god if I have to hear the cuz and some dumbass caller share one more story about how cuz jr sratched his ass today I’m gonna throw him in the coals and make a real Anthony coal fired pizza.

    • The cuz is like that annoying girl on facebook posting pics of her kids all the time. Nobody gives a fuck

  7. They should give him a raise.

  8. Only reason cooper said the n word was to verbally hurt the security guard. Kind of like calling a female a whore, bitch or cunt.
    Words hurt

  9. Slammin Gretzky’s Daughter August 6, 2013 at 10:55 pm

    I heard that after practice Hugh Douglas tried to kick that kid’s ass for getting Cooper’s autograph only to be stopped by Michael Smith, Donovan McNabb, and Grant Hill… Luckily they got there before Bernard Hopkins got involved.

  10. Who let that NIGGER get an autograph?

  11. The guy that owns this site, hope you can sleep at night. You’re almost as bad as the dirty.com. What he did was wrong, but how you got the video is just as awful. Those who are talented play, those who aren’t, blog. This story just takes time away from you sniffing Jeff Carter’s jock strap.

  12. Is that first kid wearing a Stew Bradley #55?! Come on, dawg

  13. Kyle.

    1) You’re a douche.

    2) The heavens forbid anyone want to look past a dude’s mistake….

    3) You’re a hypocrite to call this a set up. How ironic that Cooper basically became the #2 WR and someone pops up with that video, and you enabled it just to get your blog some pub.

    4) You’re a douche.

  14. All these negative comments.. why do YOU douchebags take the time to follow Crossing Broad if it aggravates you so much?

  15. Not gonna lie, the Mean Joe Greene line was hilarious

  16. Did the kid kick him in the dick immediately after this picture was taken?

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