Marcus Vick Got Arrested Last Night, Because He Got High

Kyle Scott —  December 30, 2013 — 21 Comments

I was gonna clean my room until I got high

I was gonna tweet something about Nick Foles but then I got high

My room is still messed up and I know why (why man?) yea heyy,

Cause I got high

CAUSE I GOT HIGH

CAUGHT I GOT HIGH

(La da da da da da da da da)

I WAS GONNA GO TO CLASS BEFORE I GOT HIGH

I COULDA CHEATED AND I COULDA PASSED BUT I GOT HIGHT

(LA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA!!!)

I AM TAKING IT NEXT SEMESTER AND I KNOW WHY, (WHY MAN?) YEA HEYYYYYYYYYY!!!

CAUSE I GOT HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CAUSE I GOT HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CAUSE I GOT HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

The Verbal Kinting of our 2013 continues.

Rough couple of months for the Vick family. First Michael suffered an injury and was benched in favor of THE BEST QUARTERBACK IN THE LEAGUE. And now, Marcus, who has had to come to terms with that fact, has once again been arrested. Because he got high.

From TMZ:

Former college football star Marcus Vick – the younger brother of Michael Vick – was arrested in Georgia this morning after cops say he was driving while high on marijuana … TMZ Sports has learned.

Law enforcement tells TMZ Sports … the 29-year-old former Virginia Tech quarterback was driving a 2013 Lexus LX570 which was stopped around 2:30 AM for expired tags.

During the stop, cops noticed the presence of marijuana and Vick was arrested for DUI.

Vick was hauled to a nearby station … and sources tell us he was booked right around 4:20 AM.

Stay in school and avoid drugs, kids. But if you don’t, make sure your brother is an NFL quarterback. Write that down.

Kyle Scott

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21 responses to Marcus Vick Got Arrested Last Night, Because He Got High

  1. Candy from the Oak December 30, 2013 at 2:55 pm

    His twitter block on me hurts more then that horsy McDonnell block

  2. I hate on Marcus with the best of em but driving while high on marijuana ain’t no thang.

  3. Booked at 4:20 hahhahahahahahahahaha

  4. “Nick Foles is the best quarterback in the league.”

    “LeSean McCoy is the best running back in the league.”

    “Cliff Lee is the best pitcher in the national league.”

    “You type OBs just blindly favor everything about the team.”

    -Kyle Scott

  5. Monty G is a Fat Fuck December 30, 2013 at 3:12 pm

    Horse teeth kacie blocked me too :(

  6. how does one’s tags expire when the car isn’t even a year old yet?

  7. Anyone have a salt lick?

  8. Why the fuck do these morons drive around and smoke? Do that shit in your living room. Damn!

    And no…you can not hold five hunnet…

    FACE

  9. Mike stopped paying for my registration since I was causing him all dem prolems for him.. He been on a tight budget since that cracker took his job. Fuck all you dumb mutha fuckas anyway

  10. Hey Marcus did you plan to pay that bounty on Riley Cooper with food stamps? Tax paying crackers wanna know

  11. Marcus could sit on my porch with me and smoke his week. Why he out cruising? I think he’ll learn his lesson after this arrest. He’s probably embarrassed.

  12. Anyone know where I can find 24 hour playground?

  13. im sure he will learn his lesson! he seems like a really reasonable man, with a lot of class.

  14. Can I hold fi hunnert? Loyers be trippin.

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