Ya Boi D-Jac Had Dat Cake Day Turnt with Ashanti

Kyle Scott —  December 3, 2013 — 32 Comments

Voila_Capture726 Voila_Capture725Philadelphia, PA — Eagles wide receiver DeSean Jackson celebrated his 27th birthday on Monday. He was joined by his mother, Gayle, and two cakes: one showcasing a “stack” of Benjamins, and another with a Mercedes Benz.

On Sunday night, after the Eagles beat the Arizona Cardinals in an NFL matchup, Jackson was joined out on the town by 33-year-old singer Ashanti, best known for Foolish and Fat Joe’s What’s Luv?

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Large-breasted Instagram user “nataagata,” with whom Jackson was pictured last week, could not be reached for comment on the Ashanti image.

Sources say Jackson’s response to an inquiry about the multiple females was boastful: “10 mode on my grind yessir what it do baby one time !!”

And yes, there is a t-shirt for that sort of thing:

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Pics via DeSean’s Instagram

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32 responses to Ya Boi D-Jac Had Dat Cake Day Turnt with Ashanti

  1. Now you’re posting stories to sell your shirts

    • Agreed. We know you sell shirts now, Kyle. There are way too many ads on this site as it is, you don’t need to start incorporating ads into your articles.

    • Sources say Jackson’s response to an inquiry about the multiple females was boastful: “10 mode on my grind yessir what it do baby one time !!”

      AKA I added this irrelevant and non-existent quote in a cheesy attempt to plug my t-shirt. i never thought it could happen, but ILL shirts have now been topped as the most asinine t-shirt in the delaware valley! now, what can you do to top flat brims and chin straps?

    • I run a website for a living and I can’t think of one other medium that allows readers or consumers to publicly criticize their advertisers, and I’m certainly not going to be the first. If you want me to come to your place of work and rip you in front of your boss, let me know. I run a fucking business and don’t try to pretend those aren’t ads. If you don’t like something? Don’t buy it. But stop whining about.

  2. Pic #4 taken at Miley Cyrus Studios.

  3. So, A Mercedes cake and a stack of Benjamins cake. Who else pictured this ahead of time at D-jac’s birthday party? I assume the case of cristal was at another table? Dude’s going to be flat broke by his 3rd year of being unemployed by the NFL. He’ll be like Pete Rose begging for money and signing autographs for a living…

    • Some people still want a Pete Rose autograph because he’s one of the best hitters that ever played. DeSean, on the other hand, is definitely heading for a Freddie Mitchell future. Wonder how many investment deals he’s been suckered into already?

  4. That shirt is right up there with the Ill shirts.

  5. step 3: make her open the box December 3, 2013 at 10:56 am

    Who has their last name on a birthday cake? Does him mom call him ‘Desean Jackson?’

  6. Candy from the Oak December 3, 2013 at 11:10 am

    Doubt they tipped

  7. Bet the ketchup and hot sauce were empty when they left, his mom’s pocket book was stuffed with sweet and low packs. Kyle, are you trying to raise funds for a wedding or some such shit? If she presses up on you to this degree maybe you should cut her loose.

  8. We get it you sell shirts. Looks like sponsorship isn’t coming in like before so now you have to sell this god awful shirts. All you need now is a shopping cart with pretzels and water bottles.

    Try cutting some corners to save a couple bucks…..start drinking high life instead of Mad Elf

  9. “the cliche’”

  10. Ashanti looks good…what the hell happened to her?

    FACE

  11. That birthday cake is going to be the only stack of benjamins left in about 5 years.

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  13. The faux Ebonics giberish is old and mol

  14. Oprah’s Minge December 3, 2013 at 2:09 pm

    The faux ebonics shtick is way past played out. It’s not even offensive just shows you how pitiful you can be at times.

  15. Who dat white boy on da kake djac?

  16. Oprah’s Minge December 3, 2013 at 4:03 pm

    Golly G. Mr. Jackson socked away enough of his assest to enjoy the birthday festivities most of us can only dream about. Gee willickers, I sure as heck hope to enjoy his financial success one day. Alas, it will probably never happen as I lack the resources, physical ability and the financial acumen to ever enjoy such spoils. Therefore, I shall mock his coloquialisms!!! Yes, and THIS, this, I tell you will put us on par by giving me a psuedo air of illilectual supriorty!!! And when he wastes much of his finanial gains (I pray), I will MOCK him, I will shout from the highest peak,” I TOLD YOU SO!” And the little self satifaction I gain from that act will add a little cheer to my semi-anonymous, exsistence!!! – As told to Brandon from Fishtown by Kyle Scott. BTW, LUV the site, Homey!!!!! I’m still trying to figue out the beef with the Flyers beat writers, though. Why so much angst for a niche sport? Holla back!!!

  17. Catch a damned pass December 3, 2013 at 11:31 pm

    If I were rich and I tried to pull this shit, my mother would slap me back to the wound and chastise me for spending my money recklessly, but I’m a white boy from the burbs, so that’s to be expected.

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