Rihanna Wants to Do Unspeakable Things to Mychal Kendricks
On her Instagram, Rihanna posted her (long-awaited?) #MCM (man-crush Monday), and the big winner is– Eagles linebacker Mychal Kendricks (!), who just become the coolest person in the locker room, which, unfortunately for Mychal, is now empty:
Mychal Kendricks didn't want to talk about the Rhianna post. Just said he was aware of it, and guys are joking with him about it #Eagles
— Eliot Shorr-Parks (@EliotShorrParks) January 6, 2014
I don’t even know what sort of commentary to put here, but Rihanna is an absolute freak* and Mychal Kendricks needs to make this happen. Gotta love the first comment, too: Chris Brown wishes he was this fine. They favor but this is a MAN. CB (me?) is an infant in comparison to this sexy piece of man meat.
I need an adult.
My #MCM remains Chip Kelly. Every Monday.
*Miley has totally taken over Rihanna’s spot as the nation’s most prolific crotch-grabber, and I’m OK with that.
H/T to (@1elevenpaul)