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Right in line with the troubles his former team faced yesterday, Roy Halladay had little value in his Gulf Coast Domestic League.

I assume throwing the dog in is akin to Ruben Amaro using Chooch to sweeten offers: But he’s loyal, house-trained and sooooooo adorable… and you STILL won’t take Ryan Howard’s contract off our hands? How rude!

I thought for a second that maybe Roy was taking a swipe at Amaro’s inability to pull the trigger yesterday (and maybe he was), but I think he was just making fun of himself since this was his first trade deadline out of baseball. Kind of sad, actually.