Photo: Phillies Twitter

Photo: Phillies Twitter

The Phillies, the baseball team equivalent of penguins sliding down a glacier, are trying so hard to latch on to the Taney phenomenon. They’ve long since changed their Twitter Avatar to Taney’s weird, late-90s-era rainbow wave dragon fire logo, and today, they hung a Taney t-shirt in the dugout, just so they could rub their bad juju all over the damn thing.