Eagles Inquirer beat reporter Jeff McLane, who, inexplicably, is still using IOS 6, tweeted the following ridiculous email he received from a reader in response to, of all things, reporters’ use of Shady when writing about LeSean McCoy:

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I must say, I am flat-out IMPRESSED at the way in which this guy seamlessly weaved together homophobia and racism without ever losing his media criticism undercurrent. He shouldn’t have called Jeff an idiot, though. That’s not nice.