Per Adam Schefter, the fire alarm at the Eagles’ team hotel went off at around 2 a.m. this morning (PST time), much to the chagrin of, well, the Eagles, who have a game to play today:

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I suppose it’s possible it randomly went off. Possible, but doubtful. Someone probably pulled it, because San Fran fans are just the worst. It’s bad enough that the Eagles have to deal with a three-hour time difference, but now they also have to deal with an early morning wake-up call that amalgamates their jet lag into some kind of fraction I can’t even measure. WHERE’S DANNY WATKINS WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

Chip Kelly’s sleep monitors must be all sorts of confused this morning.

H/T to (@banditmax)