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I call this post dichotomy.

It’s that time of year again, when the Phillies haze their rookies by dressing them in ridiculous outfits. Poor Darin Ruf, whom I feel like has been with the big club forever, is still eligible for the annual embarrassment. Jimmy Rollins posted this photo on Instagram, and as you might imagine, a few folks were quick to point out that the Phillies are, well, terrible:

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Meanwhile, the Nationals are wearing ridiculous costumes, as well:

Photo credit: Brett Davis-USA TODAY Sports

Photo credit: Brett Davis-USA TODAY Sports

Photo credit: Brett Davis-USA TODAY Sports

Photo credit: Brett Davis-USA TODAY Sports

– sad, possibly upset emoticon –