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They’re back. Like an angry mob of frigid football fans, the ugly Christmas sweatshirts have returned– new and improved for 2014.

We’re never going to shed the threw-snowballs-at-Santa label, so in the spirit of Christmas – of good old St. Nick – you’re hereby encouraged to reclaim it, to embrace it… and to pelt it with tightly-formed balls of snow. This is your new holiday shirt, and there are both red and green options available. As always, we recommend wearing your ugly Christmas sweatshirt with a white turtleneck or, if you’re feeling adventurous, dicky.

Last year, we had to go to three warehouses the week before Christmas to find enough green sweatshirts to fulfill orders. We literally had midwestern apparel inventory managers yelling at our printer, wondering who in the world needed so many delightfully ugly garments. You needed them, Philly. You needed them. So, we’re starting earlier this year. This first batch will ship early next week so you can have your ugly Christmas sweatshirt in time for all of your holiday parties… and for running with all of those Santas on December 13.

You can get yours right here. They are $29 for one or $50 for two (use code BELLS to get the discount on two or more). We accept all major credit cards and, yes, PayPal, too.

Get yours.

 

Please note: We will be having a Black Friday-holiday weekend sale, but the sweatshirts will not be discounted further. So if you want yours early, be sure to order this week. Like last year, we will only do several runs to keep up with demand, and on-hand stock is expected to fluctuate throughout the holiday season, which, as you well know, ’tis the season to be hideously merry.