10) Kicking Chips

http://youtu.be/bR_-BEus_Ic

Easily the weakest effort. Without the context of the other spots, it’s hard to even know what’s going on here.

9) “Sorry, I was on my phone”

http://youtu.be/X3gnXbVVJBk

Chip’s worst acting effort of the entire series. Rick Vaughn was more of a thespian in his Right Guard commercials.

8) Zach Ertz

http://youtu.be/4HHFvSrfzuk

This is really funny, but another one that needs the context of the others to really get the point across.

7) Security

http://youtu.be/n6LFi3INtdo

How did the voiceover guy get Dom out of there so quickly? I can’t suspend my disbelief on that.

6) Jingle

http://youtu.be/d5OtNKjFjpk

I swear that’s Wawa Hoagieman jingle writer Parry Gripp— huge points to Tostito’s guy for even sounding like that lyrical genius (is it him?). And the forlorn look on Chip’s face at “not you, Chip Kelly, the other one” is priceless:

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5) Dream

http://youtu.be/KCx5AbEEyvk

The fist pump in the beginning is rough, but the “BACK to reality” strikes the perfect balance of irreverence and comedic timing.

4) Donnie Jones punt

http://youtu.be/vxEVJyaUGXM

The look of satisfaction on Chip’s face when Donnie pops that bag open is like a baby winning at hide and seek:

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3) “No one cares!”

http://youtu.be/QWPS2Vy_ZQc

Simple. Effective. Hilarious.

2) Shopping cart

http://youtu.be/jvS08LsK4Qg

“Brian, you know we only buy official chips.” That’s absolutely brilliant.

1) “Get lost.”

http://youtu.be/r9cyexGamxI

Poor Chip. But he’ll always be the official Chip of the NFL in my eyes.