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screen grab from CSN

GODDAMN YOU, CLIFF LEE, YOU GORGEOUS STEED YOU! Just when my ire towards the Philies and, yes, even you, Cliff, you belching, farting pseudo jerk, reached an all-time high, you go and do something delightfully hilarious to reel me back in. Muuuuust…. resi….oh fine, come here, you big goof!

Lee brought a Magic 8 Ball to answer questions on his behalf at his press conference today. This is honestly the first bit of personality I’ve seen from a Phillie in about two years. This might be a 2015 high point.

Video after the jump.

Courtesy CSN